FREAKCIDENTS: Free on Election Day 2016!

By Michael Arnzen November 7, 2016Arnzen News

The presidential campaigns this year have been something of a freaking circus and a nutty free-for-all.

So I’ve decided to make my book, Freakcidents, free on Election Day to all you nutty Americans. Just head on over to amazon.com to download the kindle version of this Bram Stoker Award-winning horror poetry collection anytime on November 8th, 2016. Aside from a new president, you’ll get thirty disturbing mutants for the price of air.

Get your copy now!

But promise you’ll do me just one favor in return: VOTE!

Offer is for one day only and ends at midnight (PST), when the price goes back up to $3.99. But don’t worry if you don’t make it in time. It’s not the end of the world.

“Welcome to the barbed brain of Michael Arnzen, where every axon is a steel trap, every dendrite a hid-den snare, every synapse a cul de sac, and every myelin sheath an elixir enabling us to find affirmation in ugliness and to smile whenever the dog eats God’s homework.” – James Morrow, author of The Last Witchfinder

“An intensely gripping sideshow… Arnzen chooses his words carefully to illuminate the horror of mutation. At the same time, he illustrates the nearly unbearable pain of human existence.” – Janie C., on goodreads

“Arnzen’s Freakcidents is a wickedly gleeful kaleidoscope of hideous horrors. And yet amidst all this colorful carnage, one will find a heart — beating with sympathy, even affection, for the bizarre characters that make up this amazing poetry collection.” – Mark McLaughlin, author of Once Upon a Slime

BRAM STOKER AWARD WINNER for Superior Achievement in a Poetry Collection, 2005.