BAGEMUP
Mob Hit Throw Rug with Latex Backing
GNUCKS
Knucklebone Beaded Curtain
HOOGAFLOOF
Neck Pillow Stuffed with Ukrainian Owl Eyes
NOZZOIKS
Teflon Glove for Throwing Electric Chair Switches
JYMJONZ
Paper Cup Dispenser
SMEGMAR
Bordello Mattress Liner
STYNXEE
Swedish Pine Urinal Disc
SLAZISUZI
Saw Blade Turntable Appetizer Tray
BRANZ
Chrome Cannibal Serving Bowl with Designer Drip Saucer
OFFTAPOTTER
Stuffed Otter’s Head Toilet Brush
LILCOUGHIN
Children’s Storage Unit
BETIPAJ
Beechwood Rotating Whip Rack with Emergency First Aid Kit
BLUGH:
Envelope Moistener/Spittoon
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Related Reading
The Store: http://www.ikea.com
The IKEA Name Generator: http://www.minimarketing.it/ikea_gen.htm
Where IKEA Gets the Names: http://tinyurl.com/2lx9ga and http://tinyurl.com/ob5v
The IKEA Game: http://www.iamcal.com/games/ikea/
How to Survive IKEA by Matthew Baldwin: http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/how_to/the_nonexpert_ikea.php