The Battle Robot Contest has ended (in less than an hour after mailing the latest newsletter!).
My bot — “hellboy” — was no match to the contenders. The winners are:
- Palmer — who took first place thanks in part to his dreaded Spring-Loaded Boxing Glove
- Lackey in second, whose Onboard iPod distracted Hellboy before she massacred him.
- Faulkner whose metal tusks laden with corporate logos impaled Hellboy to the floor.
- Clarke whose Nodule-Covered Truncated-Cone Base provided both armor and power to take 4th place.
All four will receive free copies of the Dogwitch comic book, autographed by artist Dan Schaffer. Palmer gets a book.
You can still battle Hellboy with your own custom made robot, but the contest is officially over.
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