5.02 Contest Winners Announced

“He has his mother’s eye(s), and his father’s teeth.”
Dean M. Watts

“I’m James Newman, and I endorsed this message. Paid for by The Union of Concerned Ophthalmologists.”
Jason Jack Miller

Congratulations Dean and Jason! You’ve both won free copies of the Exquisite Corpse DVD for entering the photo caption contest from the latest issue of The Goreletter! (Other entrants can be found on the Arnzen myspace page).

And many thanks again to James Newman (and family) for sharing that bloody wonderful photo (itself a prize-winner last Halloween!)

Subscribers to the e-mail edition are eligible for contest prizes and special discounts offered only on the mailing list. ANOTHER CAPTION contest will be happening soon. Sign up for free now if you’d like a chance to win! The price is right! Deal or no deal! Buy a Vowel! Yadda yadda yadda!

— Mike Arnzen