Winning entries have been received for the “Strange Visitors” contest, which is now officially closed. But the “Review Race” contest is still wide open!
In the “Strange Visitor” contest, I asked subscribers to guess which of the following oddball phrases were NOT entered into search engines to find my website, according to my host provider:
nude pyre
moldy heart
animated suicide
open caskets
girl on crutches
she is now a mannequin
softness of swelling brain
dead moldy monkey cheese
hot zombie love nest
once my friend pooped herself at school
poems about sick babies
splitting the brain
(Weird, I know.) The answer was “hot zombie love nest,” which I made up. Our winners are subscribers Tracy Mowdy (who was the FIRST to respond at all) and Dean M. Watts in second place. Tracy wins a signed copy of 100 Jolts; Dean gets a gift certificate to bitpass.com.
UPDATE, 5/26: I’m writing poems based on the titles in the list above (striking them through as I complete them)…see the Weblog Exclusive department for them.