13 Cannibal Conflicts

1. Give your cannibal character a dietary restriction.
2. Have your cannibal review a restaurant critic as they dine on him.
3. Put your cannibal on a fat farm.
4. Play referee in a new sporting event: Cannibal vs. Cannibal!
5. Depict the chores of the dishwasher in the back of the cannibal cafe.
6. Your cannibal has lost his teeth. What now?
7. Write The Constitution for the country of Cannibali.
8. Convert your cannibal to a new religion.
9. Poison your cannibal in an inventive way.
10. Describe the day job of your cannibal without ever referencing his or her insatiable appetite.
11. Invent a TV show for the Human Food Network.
12. Choke the cannibal.
13. Enough with cannibals. Invent a “cantibal.”

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