Twisted Prompts for Sicko Writers

+ Dramatize an electroshock therapy session in second person, future tense.
+ Sketch a humorous conversation involving the devil’s accountant.
+ Adapt the features and traits of any cartoon character into a “real” creature or man, exploring the freakish results. (e.g. What would a “Spongebob Squarepants” creature >really< be like, if living flesh in the real world? Write it out, obliterating the original reference to the cartoon in the process.)

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