+ Dramatize an electroshock therapy session in second person, future tense.
+ Sketch a humorous conversation involving the devil’s accountant.
+ Adapt the features and traits of any cartoon character into a “real” creature or man, exploring the freakish results. (e.g. What would a “Spongebob Squarepants” creature >really< be like, if living flesh in the real world? Write it out, obliterating the original reference to the cartoon in the process.)
If you publish something instigated by this department, let me know and I’ll mention it here next issue!