“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.”
— George Carlin (died June 2008)
Michael Arnzen is an award-winning author of horror fiction and an English professor at Seton Hill University, where he has taught writing since 1999. His trophy case includes four Bram Stoker Awards and an International Horror Guild Award for his often funny, always disturbing stories. Join his social network at michaelarnzen.com.
Latest posts by Michael Arnzen (see all)
- Squirm and Squirm Again: Arnzen Course at Horror University – StokerCon 2017 - 02/04/2017
- Five More Ways I’d Prefer Not to Die - 12/24/2016
- New Christmas Horror Short Stories - 11/30/2016