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  1. The Goreletter 5.02: Grim Henzen Productions
    Sent April 2nd 2008

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 5.02 | Apr 2, 2008 +++ ======================== NEWSFLASH: PROVERBS FOR MONSTERS WINS 2007 BRAM STOKER AWARD for "Superior Achievement in a Fiction Colle...

  2. The Goreletter 5.01: Cold Cuts
    Sent October 19th 2007

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 5.01, Oct 19, 2007 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Cold Cuts One of the ways I entertain myself when I stand in line at the l...

  3. The Goreletter 4.04: BLUGH!
    Sent July 18th 2007

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 4.04, July 18, 2007 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. 13 Furnishings You'll NEVER Find at IKEA BAGEMUP Mob Hit Thro...

  4. The Goreletter 4.03: Introducing MyBlade
    Sent February 11th 2007

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 4.03, Feb 11, 2007 +++ ======================== THE NEW GORELETS.COM I have finally overhauled gorelets.com. It was time to rearrange the furniture...

  5. The Goreletter 4.02: The Wink of the Cyclops
    Sent September 21st 2006

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 4.02, Sept 21, 2006 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Why it Sucks to be a Cyclops + The giant monocle seldom looks ...

  6. The Goreletter 4.01a: EXTRA!
    Sent June 19th 2006

    EXTRA Arnzen Wins Third Bram Stoker Award! I'm happy to report that my book of mutant character studies-in-verse, FREAKCIDENTS, has just won the Bram Stoker Award for Superior Achievement in a Poetry Collection! This is my third Stoker, and I'm jumping...

  7. The Goreletter 4.01: Tender Cuts
    Sent May 26th 2006

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 4.01, May 26, 2006 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. The Alpottoir Take a walk down the pet food aisle, the next time you're a...

  8. The Goreletter 3.06: Extreme Makeovers
    Sent February 11th 2006

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 3.06, Feb 11, 2006 +++ ======================== Note: this issue is both longer than usual and later than usual. There's a reason for this. The Goreletter ...

  9. The Goreletter 3.05: Avian Phlegm
    Sent November 27th 2005

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 3.05, Nov 27, 2005 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. What Bird Flu is Not + The Bird Flu is not the past tense of "The bird fl...

  10. The Goreletter 3.04: Imaginary Trivia
    Sent September 27th 2005

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 3.04, Sept 27, 2005 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Imaginary Trivia A boy was born with six breasts in 1962. Only two of th...

  11. The Goreletter 3.03: Skittyphrenia
    Sent July 18th 2005

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 3.03, July 18, 2005 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Skittyphrenia This month a cat was born with two faces and I have to mar...

  12. The Goreletter 3.02: The Birds are Fowl
    Sent May 5th 2005

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 3.02, May 05, 2005 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Excerpts from a Psycho Bird Watcher's Notebook + Bird seed will not grow ...

  13. The Goreletter 3.01: Mashing the Monster
    Sent March 10th 2005

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 3.01, Mar 10, 2005 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Mashing the Monsters Freddy vs. Jason was just the tip of the b...

  14. The Goreletter 2.13: Prime Slime
    Sent January 15th 2005

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 2 #13, Jan 15, 2005 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Prime Slime Purée I heard on the news the other day that a Cleveland man...

  15. The Goreletter 2.12: Sick-o-Mint
    Sent November 9th 2004

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 2 #12, Nov 9, 2004 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Chew On This. Please. There's no such thing as bad breath. If there was, ...

  16. The Goreletter 2.11: Pluck it Out
    Sent October 2nd 2004

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 2 #11, Oct 2, 2004 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Pluck it Out Sometimes I think eyes are the creepiest part of the human b...

  17. The Goreletter 2.10: Hairy Spice
    Sent August 19th 2004

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 2 #10, August 19, 2004 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Hairy Spice For some insane reason, last week I kept finding hair in ...

  18. The Goreletter 2.9: Proverbs for Monsters
    Sent July 4th 2004

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 2 #9, July 4, 2004 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Proverbs for Monsters + Slime never feels slimy to slime. + Bark all you ...

  19. The Goreletter 2.8a: A Bram Stoker Award Winner!
    Sent June 10th 2004

    I'm thrilled to announce that The Goreletter received the Bram Stoker Award last weekend, in the "Alternative Forms" category, from the Horror Writer's Association! Please drop by my weblog for a photo album, a press release, a transcript of my acceptance ...

  20. The Goreletter 2.8: The Griddled Mermaid
    Sent May 22nd 2004

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 2 #8, May 22, 2004 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Grilling the Mermaid I love women, and I enjoy fish, but for some reason ...

  21. The Goreletter 2.7: Quirky Jerk
    Sent April 6th 2004

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 2 #7, Apr. 6, 2004 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Herky Jerk I was at the convenience store the other day and I saw a man b...

  22. The Goreletter 2.6: Grammassacre
    Sent February 27th 2004

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 2 #6, Feb. 27, 2004 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Geezer Gore I was scanning the horror DVDs at the video store the other ...

  23. The Goreletter 2.5: Oddly Chilling Thoughts
    Sent January 19th 2004

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 2 #5, Jan. 19, 2004 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Oddly Chilling Thoughts + There's something beautiful about a snowman wh...

  24. The Goreletter 2.4: Stump Hallucinations
    Sent December 20th 2003

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 2 #4, Dec. 20, 2003 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Out on a Limb Amputation frightens me just as much as the next person, b...

  25. The Goreletter 2.3: Meat Overboard
    Sent November 17th 2003

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 2 #3, Nov. 17, 2003 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Meat Overboard! I'm considering burial at sea. And I don't mean having m...

  26. The Goreletter 2.2: Halloween Fantasies
    Sent October 14th 2003

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 2 #2, Oct. 14, 2003 +++ ======================== This version repairs links in the previous issue; please delete the other one and save 2.2a! Apologies for...

  27. The Goreletter 2.1: Stop Making Sixth Sense
    Sent September 7th 2003

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 2 #1, Sept 7, 2003 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. The Sixth Sense [Haley Joel Osment: "I see dead people."] They say ther...

  28. The Goreletter 1.13a: CONTEST WINNERS
    Sent August 6th 2003

    We have our winners in the "Snippets of the Strange" contest! Bravo to all who played -- this was a lot of fun for me. In this message, you'll find the lucky winner's list. The most popular -- but incorrect -- guess was "naked cheese." I can see why you'...

  29. The Goreletter 1.13: Too Taboo for You
    Sent August 4th 2003

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol 1 #13, Aug 4, 2003 +++ ======================== WELCOME TO LUCKY ISSUE #13! Before we descend into the usual madness, I'd like to brief you with a short ...

  30. The Goreletter 1.12: Some Hypnotic Suggestions
    Sent July 5th 2003

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol 1 #12, July 5, 2003 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. You're Not Getting Sleepy You're not getting sleepy. Why not? I've tried...

  31. The Goreletter 1.11: Your Worst Fears
    Sent May 30th 2003

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol 1 #11, May 30, 2003 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Your Greatest Fears What are your greatest fears? Here's the oft-sited "...

  32. The Goreletter 1.10: Zombunnies
    Sent May 2nd 2003

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol 1 #10, May 2, 2003 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. The Energizer Zombie It keeps mouldering and mouldering.... Don't laugh: ...

  33. The Goreletter 1.9: Raw Meat
    Sent March 24th 2003

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol 1.9, Mar. 24, 2003 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Raw Meat I was in Ft. Lauderdale for a conference last weekend and my par...

  34. The Goreletter 1.8: Gorelish
    Sent March 3rd 2003

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol 1.8, Mar. 3, 2003 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Revising the English Major Anglish: The Speech of Suffering Binglish: The ...

  35. The Goreletter 1.7: Nail Biting Horrors
    Sent February 9th 2003

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol 1.7, Feb. 9, 2003 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Maniacure Why do we call them fingernails and not fingerblades? They're re...

  36. The Goreletter 1.6: Sick Stuff
    Sent January 19th 2003

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol 1.6, Jan. 19, 2003 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Sick This week I've been in a perpetual wrestling match with my own nasal...

  37. The Goreletter 1.5: Skeletons! Skeletons!
    Sent December 28th 2002

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol 1.5, Dec. 28, 2002 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. What's the Deal with Skeletons? So I ask you, what's the deal with skelet...

  38. The Goreletter 1.4: XXX
    Sent December 6th 2002

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol 1.4, Dec. 06, 2002 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Holiday X I love Xmas. Not the holiday, per se. The abbreviation. Any abb...

  39. The Goreletter 1.3: Halloween Dreams
    Sent November 13th 2002

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol 1.3, Nov. 13, 2002 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Halloween Costumes I Wish I Would Have Seen + Pushpinhead + Sumo Uncle Fes...

  40. The Goreletter 1.2: U-Hell
    Sent October 17th 2002

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol 1.2, Oct. 17, 2002 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. "Ways in Which Moving is Like Death" + Good friends do heavy lifting. They...

  41. The Goreletter 1.1: Scream Musings
    Sent September 26th 2002

    ======================== THE GORELETTER Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol 1.1, Sept. 26, 2002 +++ ======================== MISSION: Here you can expect the unexpected. Like many writer's newsletters, one intention of The Gorelet...

 

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