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See how distracted you are when texting and driving: http://www.nytimes.com//…
“The Too Late Show”: I dream in black-and-white / twisting the rabbit ears on my head / but only receive / the nightmare static / of snow
Just counted the number of product brands/logos on all the objects around where I’m sitting: 23 pollutants! How many do YOU count?
Slime. Slime. Slime. Is on my fries. Yes it is…
Shy-ku: I’m not a poet. / Please don’t count my syllables / Forget I wrote this.
A Working Class Hero is Something To Eat #middleclasssongs
Disney “re-ducks”: “Drakula” by George Chastain (1975): http://myweb.wvnet.edu/e…
@taasband You will be missed. I’ll follow each dismembered arm separately now; so please don’t stop snaking.
#18thcenturybeatles I am the Walpole.
Name an object you associate with the color green and I might write a story about it for The Fiction Project http://j.mp/4Vpfto
“Tina’s Piercing Fetish” is not what you think it is : http://www.gorelets.com/…
The Exorcist is not all about pea soup, curses and crucifixes. It’s about hospitals and health care.
My cat attacks me whenever I tweet. This is because @twitter is ornithocentric. I really wish it was called meower instead.
@Cairnwood Love that Cervantes quote!
http://darkmarkets.com/ is looking for some horror writers and helpers to keep the thing going….
If I were a doormat manufacturer, I would SO make a weird product line called HAZMATS, all in the shape of hazard signs.
There are more bargain bin calendars at my Barnes and Noble than horror novels. Depressing. Where’d they put ‘Horrors: 365 Scary Stories’?
I find myself wondering how hoarders decorate their homes for Christmas…maybe move a stack of stuff aside to reveal the remains of tree?
TomSniegoski R.I.P Robert B. Parker. You were one of reasons I do what I do. You, and your work will be missed.
In case you missed it: “Don’t Stop Bleeding.” Undead. People. Oh-oh-ohhh!: http://bit.ly/6KdEhD
My vampire-zombie love ballad tribute to Journey: “Don’t Stop Bleeding” (Hold On to That Feeding!): http://bit.ly/6KdEhD
Leave me a shout (and listen to tracks from my Audiovile CD) at last.fm: http://www.last.fm/music…
@chrisbowsman Thanks for continuing to torture my ficus! He died this year. His cork head tumbled onto the windowsill. Chilling.
Today I found myself researching quotes from Steve Martin’s The Jerk: http://uk.imdb.com/title…
Busily teaching in our MFA program in Writing Pop Fiction at Seton Hill U this week. http://fiction.setonhill… Best job in the world.
@Bodhipaksa It’s another palindromic day: 011110. <-I noticed this too. At 1:11:11 am! And then the clock opened up to reveal…stars…..
Good luck @Misericorde …… you’re not tweeting in class are you!? :-)
@KingdomSearch @tia15 Is it Misery? Not quite sure…… but now I must rinse!
@MarkMorris10 Congrats on your twenty years in the writing biz! Best wishes to you for at LEAST 20 more.
Anti-Twitter by Harold Jaffe looks interesting to me: http://www.rawdogscreami…
@MikeBrendan You should hear me singing my own version of Sesame Street songs to deaf children.
@joe_hill “Feel like making…[bun-uhn-bwahn, bun-uhn, bwahn]…FEEL LIKE MAKING SLUDGE!”
HowardLovecraft How uncanny that the contents of my icebox have disappeared, replaced by squamous cells coated in briny ichor.
Listening to Current 93’s “The Inmost Light” and drinking Cranberry Green Tea while the world outside is muffled dark in smothering snow.
Anything you’d like to see on my website at http://www.gorelets.com ? Let me know and I’ll consider adding it to my ‘to do in 2010’ list.
Backing up and archiving all my 2009 files. Have you?
Do any of you attend Marcon http://marcon.org/ ? I was invited but I’m not sure I can get away from teaching on that weekend. Who’s going?
RT @BorowitzReport “It’s hard to properly mourn Billy Mays when he keeps trying to sell us stuff.” <- it’s so “Death: As Seen on TV”
Scariest Led Zeppelin song: “No Quarter” http://www.youtube.com/w…
Scariest Talking Heads song: “Air.” http://www.last.fm/music…
Sawed through the torso. Impaled in the limbs with heavy hooks. Rarely given more than water. Left to rot. Woe Tannenbaum!
Annnnnd……scene! 2010 is here. All your odometers have been reset. Get an oil change, world.