August starts tomorrow? There’s no way this month had 31 days.
HorrorScott If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again…Unless it’s skydiving. That’s a harsh fail.
ALERT! I will be shutting down the arnzen profile on myspace on August 1st. Kiss it goodbye here: http://www.myspace.com/a…
scottjohnson I swear my dog just say the word, “treason”.
“Gughast” http://bit.ly/aJLaL8 A bizarre new art piece posted to the gorelets.com gallery.
@TyrusBooks — Twitter won’t let me DM ya unless you follow me <odd…>. I’ll see if I can email you instead, but feel free to follow!
@HammyPsychoMop Sorry to hear that the body horror didn’t work out at that con. Maybe that’s a sign that you’re doing it right. Keep it up.
Don’t go for the $139 kindle. It’s wifi only. You need the $189 (free 3G) version to read anywhere in the world: http://amzn.to/ckfQ4H
#selfhelpfail Eat Brains Die: One Zombie’s Search For Salvation
#selfhelpfail Spamming God: Save Time, Make Money with the Power of Direct Message Prayer!
Enjoyed reading the GQ interview with Bill Murray this morning: http://bit.ly/by6TFi
Wild virtual pop up book/music project: Dark Night of the Soul: http://www.dnots.com/
Cripes! I have to catch up with Jack Handey — didn’t realize he had so many books: http://amzn.to/9wTMRc
And now, http://www.deepthoughtsb…
The People’s Court should include public execution…but ONLY if it keeps running the bongo music.
@scottsplatter Skull Fragments is a VERY quick read. But no, don’t mow after reading. You’ll get…ideas. And congrats on your 11K tale!
Scissors always win when I play Rock Paper Scissors. Of course, I only use poultry shears on my opponent.
Saturday Night Fever Dream. http://campl.us/dJG
Nature abhors a full vacuum bag.
Reading Ligotti’s “Conspiracy Against the Human Race”. Dark, depressing, sobering, pessimistic horror vacui at its finest.
Lawrence Connolly on Werepig radio in five mins: http://www.blogtalkradio…
@jackayline Sounds cool to me. The more cyborgs, the scarier! Especially if they speak or bleed.
New Goreletter “Blather” posting: Weird Juice http://bit.ly/dhuWwQ
“Space Hermit” - new iphone art posted on my web gallery: http://www.gorelets.com/…
Sweaty skin. It’s how humans pant and drool like dogs.
Alan M. Clark imagination workshop: http://ifdpublishing.com…
‘Twas beauty that drilled the priest. #inaccuratescifiquotes
No fate but what we bake. #inaccuratescifiquotes
IT’S A CHIIIIIIIIVE! #inaccuratescifiquotes
@tanyatwombly I will definitely look for that ’80s Slasher Film’ documentary. I’m sure it will give me ‘slashbacks.’
Neat: LibraryThing Readathon: http://www.librarything….
At first, Renate thought my “Demonaurus” artpiece was a crumpled Coke can. That is but one ruse of the evil Demonaurus! http://bit.ly/a5B2ry
@Tweet_Shrieks go zombie go!
Check out my “Demonaurus”: http://bit.ly/a5B2ry
I don’t think “weather” is the right word for the environmental torture of mankind. “Tormentilation” works better. Dictionary, get on that.
In the Carpathian mountains / there is a blind vampire / tusked and feral / who snorts the rocks below the cliffs / seeking fallen men.
Yawns are the words the soul never gets to speak.
OccultDetective The mirror is broken. Balance is restored. In silent remembrance of the spell unspoken. Of the magick unprovoked. Of the blood on my hands.
The Beehive of Doom http://campl.us/cQX
@BlackDogNate Who knew weirdness could be discounted? Thanks for picking up Proverbs for Monsters!
“gridlocked”: somewhere deep in the junkyard / a muffled horn honks / as if the other cars / could get out / of my captive’s way
Thanks for helping with the hostage negotiations for releasing The Goreletter @NikaLana Soon as I get that helicoptor and unmarked bills…
Greensburg awaits you @NicolePeeler!
@troilee iPhone, googlebot droid, whatever: We are all deceived. In the meantime, everybody doodle jump!
Yo @CorpseFire Some plugs don’t seat into the device. Shrug. Minor problem. I am >very< happy w/Iphone4. The twitter app is great, too, btw.
@troilee I do not regret iphone. My reception isn’t perfect, but your droid will eat you with invisible teeth when you’re not looking.
iphone4 bumpers rock and I’m glad they’ll be rebated; but note that they limit your charger and earphone jack options.
At #Alpha2010 we analyzed the word ‘squittering.’ Which sounds like twittering. So consider this message the world’s first squeet!
I’m holding the next issue of the Goreletter hostage until you subscribe: http://www.gorelets.com
@DHarlanWilson right on. Glad I preordered the goat head!
@SlayerEm it’s all about the accurate flavor of unicorn brains! #alpha2010
#onionfilms Soylent Green Onions (are People)
#onionfilms The Black Vidalia
#onionfilms WALLA WALL-E
@ryanmwilliams What happens at Wacky Wednesday? :-)
@mattstaggs Love that word, “Geeknik”! That’s an entire generation. Not finger-snapping and bongo poems, but tweeting about gadgets.
New iphone painting, “Angry Bird,” posted to my website: http://www.gorelets.com/…
‘zombies’ is now an app category in iTunes! I think this is significant.
Canadian Sea Monster gets its own stamp: http://www.cbc.ca/arts/a…
Exit light. I just bought Ligotti’s pessimistic treatise “The Conspiracy Against the Human Race” from Hippocampus Press http://bit.ly/dnDxpZ
#FatBowieLyrics Oh my KFC-15. Oh-oh. KFC-15.
#FatBowieLyrics Bluejean. I can’t fit into my bluejeans. [Sometimes I feel like: ooooh another oreooooh].
“Crowned clown in gown drowns bound brown pound hounds in South Sound,” she read aloud with a profound frown.
Off to work on a grizzly little ghost story.
Love is ageless. And sometimes skinless. http://bit.ly/dwukLq
Some people wanna fill the world with zombie love songs. And what’s wrong with that? I’d like to know. So here I go, a-brains! @PaulIsUndead
“100 Artists See Satan” (including my fave, the “Lucifork”): http://gcacfundraiser.co…
The Cultravox #bandhybrids
“Does Van Hagar Count?” LOL @horrorbooks
2 Live Motley Crue #bandhybrids
P.I.L.L. Cool J #bandhybrids
#bandhybrids Clint Black Sabbath
@LAGilman They’re all cool and kookie. “Matt” is the smart, quiet one…surprise him by knowing his name.
I think IHOP should change its name to Planet of the Crepes.