“The entrance to Target should have people splattered all around it.” - Mitch Hedberg
Oooo…just picked up a case full of ‘Many Genres’. New book smell! Publisher did an AWESOME production job. Get one: http://amzn.to/ea4bym
I’m on the Virtual Book Tour for Many Genres, One Craft: http://www.gorelets.com/…
A stinkbug looked at me a minute ago, with an expression that I SWORE said “Go away, Stinkmammal”!
Writers might like my short essay on using “movie barcodes” to rethink your outlines:… http://fb.me/UyDrDfuz
“Color coding” your book - my Many Genres guest blog: http://freecottonclub.bl…
SarahKSilverman Being a woman is like being in the slowest horror movie ever
Penguin launches Book Country for genre fiction. Interesting. Genre map: http://www.bookcountry.c…
Classic Rock radio stations: meet Stray, the band you’ve totally been overlooking for 30 years: http://www.stray-the-ban…
Wouldn’t it be great if there was a Political Apprentice next year, even if Trump never runs? “The Gentleman from Kansas…you’re fired.”
@JustAfterSunset I expected your portfolio to play the opening organ from Ozzy’s “Mr. Crowley” like a musical Hallmark when I opened it up
Heed that cautionary tale @tanyatwombly! Beware the muckbucket! You don’t really want that cup of “Joe,” do you?
#ToTheClassOf2011 Always have a backup resource for coffee. And never use the hotel coffee maker. People wash their underwear in those.
What advice — funny, serious, topical, bizarre, life-changing, or timely — would you offer #ToTheClassof2011? RT or reply with hashtag.
If you could offer one piece of advice #ToTheClassof2011 what would it be?
#ToTheClassOf2011 Don’t trust the sneeze guard.
If you could offer one piece of advice #ToTheClassof2011 what would it be? I very well might read replies to students. Pls pass it along.
Please RT or reply w/hashtag: If you could offer one piece of advice #ToTheClassof2011 what would it be?
I wish trucks didn’t beep when they backed up. It’s annoying to have to listen to this while you bleed to death.
Writers: Pre-order Many Genres, One Craft: Lessons in Writing Popular Fiction and tackle your novel this summer: http://amzn.to/ea4bym
The Alternative Rorschach series is complete. View the set! http://fb.me/R1KcJN7a
The Way We Grrr #MonsterLoveSongs
Can’t Get Enough of your Blood, Babe #MonsterLoveSongs
It’s understood that ‘liking’ my facebook page is a relative term: http://www.facebook.com/…
Another crazy Rorschach alternative posted to Flickr. Almost done with the set of 10. http://fb.me/LrINTHXD
SHU Writing Popular Fiction “In Your Write Mind” annual workshop & retreat (not the MFA program) is open: http://alumni.setonhill….
I see a sad alien clown who just lost his balloon. But I’m weird. What do you see? http://www.flickr.com/ph…
@sarahhollowell THANK YOU for the kind words! Where is the Alpha quotes page? I’d love a refresher of the weirdness that was perpetrated.
I want to read Jim Thompson in graphic novel format. Does it exist?
If you’re a goodreads.com member lookin’ for linkage, here’s my profile. http://fb.me/sMZSY2yw
Latest addition to the Alternative Rorschach inkblot series. What do you see? http://fb.me/L8qyTwnC
Some snippets from Many Genres will be appearing here throughout the month. Book should be out within the month! http://fb.me/XbLBFkgB
We’ve started running contributor profiles/excerpts on the Many Genres page. I’m up 1st with 7 excerpts (!): http://manygenres.blogsp…
“Wrap”: They found the tenth head / wrapped up tight / in rumply tin foil. / No clear clues / except for the man’s name. / Another Reynold.
@jodydiperna asks: “So this is what you were thinking about at 7:30 in the morning?” <- Yes. Some people exercise in the morn. I exorcise.
Colorful new one posted to the Alternative Rorschach art series. http://fb.me/uuku6dzK
“Creasing His Collar” - a creepy new horror poem. http://fb.me/DkDz99kZ
Many Genres kicks off its virtual book tour: http://manygenres.blogsp…
Girl Names from the Demon Baby Dictionary: Oblivia. Grueliette. Clawra. Regretta. Scarla. Killda. Retchen. Lucivere. Peryl. Sinona. Flamey.
Just explained my next novella’s plot over the phone to my dad. After a pregnant pause, he asked if I’ve been sleeping well lately. Hah!
We will deconstruct a pizza delivery menu in my Literary Criticism class tonight. Derrida weeps, but still wants a slice.
Listened to Dio, got puzzled, and had to do a lyric search… found this funny job of close reading: http://alum.wpi.edu/~gee…
ChiZine is redesigned and relaunched: http://chizine.com/volum…
Wow, my own cat just rolled its eyes at me. I’m done now. /\_/\ Okay one more: #CatHorrorFilms The Mouse of Usher. G’night!
#CatHorrorFilms CREAM AND CREAM AGAIN!
#cathorrorfilms Dead Ringworms
The Toxoplasmosis Avenger #CatHorrorFilms
#CatHorrorFilms The Amityville Purrer
#CatHorrorFilms Rosemary’s Kittie
Fiction writers: you can now preorder our new book, Many Genres! http://fb.me/L4c9bJmM
Check out ‘Card IX’: the new “Alternative Rorschach” inkblot. http://fb.me/W45JoE0X
My duty to report: Amazon is selling the huge Boris Karloff ‘Thriller’ series again, for almost $100 off: http://amzn.to/esPywi
More on Odyssey’s “Making Readers Squirm” podcast: http://www.gorelets.com/…
“Each of us is a mobile bag of brine, trying to succeed, have a good time, and not die.” - Mark McLaughlin http://bit.ly/i2UqEX
Odyssey SF/F Writing Workshop is now podcasting my lecture “Making the Reader Squirm” http://fb.me/NvWXmMHJ
Advanced peek at the cover art and intro for Many Genres, One Craft: http://www.gorelets.com/…
Must-see conceptual horror film in the spirit of Maximum Overdrive: Rubber http://www.rubberthemovi…