Am I too insane in my new author photo? Hard for me to tell, um, due to the insanity and all. What d’you think? See: gorelets.com/about-michael-…
If only Quentin Tarantino could have gotten to “Tequila” before Pee Wee Herman did; it would be a different world today. @QTArchives
Offered: Hardcover Many Genres One Craft Signed by Editors and Several Contributors fb.me/1dLL5xI5x
Put this under your child’s pillow when they lose a baby tooth,,, post.ly/45V2N
This just in: I will be reading this March at the Louisiana Conference on Media, Technology and the Imagination: english.louisiana.edu/laconference/
I ate a Hostess cupcake into oblivion today, too, btw. OBLIVION. It was ugly. It ain’t coming back. Not even on my waistline.
@RDSPress No better feeling than obliviating a to do list item. I don’t ‘check’ my list, though. I scratch each line into oblivion.
@snarkdogg I believe the phrase ‘pickles into oblivion’ is a euphemism of some kind. But yes…do it like that!
Persist…into oblivion! :-)
The journal PARA*DOXA: Studies in World Literary Genres is calling for academic papers on “Espionage” literature: paradoxa.com/cfp-espionage.…
Phrase for the month: “into oblivion.” Append it to random statements in everyday life with abandon. (“With abandon” was last month’s!)
Yes, You Can Now Buy Actual Dunder Mifflin Paper - The Consumerist: bit.ly/suRNkV
@bxwretlind I haven’t yet booked the trip but I hope to attend the ICFA — used to be a regular stop for me; now it’s been like three years.
Floridian sf/horror/fantasy fans with a scholarly bent: consider the ICFA conference in March: iafa.highpoint.edu/annual-confere…
Metal Distortions: New Photo Set Posted to Flickr post.ly/43eSD
remove the thermos / and you can squeeze a whole brain / inside the lunchbox #zombiehaiku
Pre-order ‘Poe’s Lighthouse’ ed by Christopher Conlon, w/John Shirley, Chelsea Quinn Yarbro, Gary Braunbeck, me, more: amazon.com/gp/product/193…
You call it ‘disturbing,’ I call it… post.ly/41Lw1
Breaking News: Kamikaze Turkey attacks restaurant in desperate attempt at revenge on Thanksgiving Day: wtae.com/news/29852496/…
It is hypocritical to thank a turkey for giving its life so that you may eat it. Unless it says “you’re welcome.” Then stab it right away!
That is so cool @theJessMcHugh — great interview. Thanks for the mention and all the best with your books!
Fun with Frankenstein busts: The “IT’S ALIVE!” project — theitsaliveproject.org/Welcome.html
@AwkwardTweets2U Possibly meet with Dr. McClain. Good luck with your writing!
@GodsofLiberty Enjoy the weirdness!
#junkfoodnovels The Mounds and the Flurry. [Right on the shelf beside The Almond Joy of Cooking].
#JunkFoodNovels Gravity’s Sbarro
#JunkFoodNovels One Hundred Years of Cinnebon
#JunkFoodNovels Bartleby the Snickers
#JunkFoodNovels Hershey’s Come Undone
@poxypigtails Sounds like you’ve found a brilliant and open-minded poetry professor! & THANKS Lara!
Bank robbers probably should NOT use this bag for the money: adsoftheworld.com/media/ambient/…
Soon we will see the undead in retro TV programs like What’s Not Happening and Charlie’s Devils and The A Teeming with Maggots.
Writing on the Ether janefriedman.com/2011/11/10/wri…
For the ladies (or, also, men in tights): Fascinatingly Strange Tights: les-queues-de-sardines.com [“Descente d’organes” are my faves.]
@AngelaPardue Enjoy the EXQUISITE CORPSE DVD! It’s a weird mix…with true highlights! It takes some time to absorb. Post abt your faves!
MANY GENRES named one of 10 of This Year’s Terrific Writing Books by The Writer Magazine! fb.me/1aY5qHzWs
Nothing more ‘still life’ than an abstract of skull. fb.me/K2skhXv1
@ZombieRiot Is that THE STEPFATHER (the original — the only version that counts). “Who am I today?” lol
NaNoWordSprints Weird, wonderful word, SPLATTERING. What is going to splatter in your story? LOVE your PHANTOM sentences, guys. SO good, so very good.
“Slit Skull Scream”: gorelets.com/gallery/scrawl…
I will spend tonight’s extra hour eating — eating for an hour! — my own “Hour d’oeuvr”
whirling in wind / the leaves above their pile / dance in a vortex of brown and red / and soon assemble arms / rustling / reaching for rakes
Forbes lambastes most overpaid actors: forbes.com/pictures/mfl45… Forbes celebrates 400 wealthiest people: same page.
Don’t worry, dismembered arm. I just might leave my Halloween deco up as long as some folks leave up their Xmas decorations. Maybe.
@gemmafiles Great link Gemma. That io9 article rocked.
RT @AnitaLaydonMill “Thank God it’s not the math kind.” LOL!
Back to proofing… but not the math kind.
@troilee Today. I gave up writing and now write SCARY MATH instead. b00!+g00! = b00gab00!
@troilee I made progress. Now it’s divided by zero times the square root of the negative imaginary number.
Hmm…If we give more gifts to those over 50, will we live longer? I’m puzzling over “Gifts and the Life Cycle”: thediagram.com/11_5/giftsand.…