My pleasure @RCFiction! Happy new years to you.
Awesome @OsirisBLife! Happy new year to you.
High Limit fb.me/VbSnfQIj
TonyParsonsUK If you only read one book in 2012, you should really try reading a few more books.
A brief reminder: The Gorelets Omnibus commeth sooneth: gorelets.com/blog/arnzen-ne…
JeremyCShipp The Hamburglar just stole my veggie burger. I did not expect that.
Get Merry. fb.me/RN7ktt0X
“Eyebombing” - when the uncanny is cute post.ly/4XBOa
Milking the Cereal post.ly/4Vdts
MichaelSimsBook “They let us guys go out and be designated kids for everybody else, and we get to make stuff up and live on the playground.” STEPHEN KING
An ebook called “Gift-Wrapped and Toe Tagged” pirated my early story, “Dear Santa.” AVOID! Here’s the original tale: gorelets.com/blog/weblog-ex…
bizarroguy My work, and that of dozens of other authors, has been pirated in a huge e-antho titled Gift-Wrapped & Toe-tagged. Please avoid & RT. Thanks
Holiday Round Up: gorelets.com/blog/arnzen-ne…
Nancy’s Nightmare post.ly/4RdBV
Happy Holidays, freaks, friends, and phrenologists! fb.me/18imwJCA5
Watch this page for irregular but steady micro-journaling. fb.me/WWCnnunp
@JasonJackMiller Subduction has its charms. Especially this time of year. Enjoy the day!
@JasonJackMiller “Doesn’t feel like the shortest day of the year.” Yes it does…to whoever died already this morning!
@MikeBrendan That comment reminded me of the old art from the manual — made me go do a google image search on ‘Beholder’ — fun!
“Beauty is in the Medial Orbito-Frontal Cortex of the Beholder”: sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/…
@DavidTWilbanks I think it’s a bad courtroom drama pun on “guilty” — but you’re totally right: Reading should be encouraged, not shamed.
There once was a day when milk didn’t come with an expiration date. The cows just died.
A goofy pair of photos — “skeptical” and “quack quake” — uploaded to my flickr gallery this morning: flickr.com/photos/gorelet…
Before he disappeared he felt his shadow tug then tear away from his feet./ It’s in his room somewhere./ He crawls — searching, invisible.
Yo, TV: why is Santa in all these car commercials? Rudolph’s the driver.
The Gorelets Omnibus will swallow your soul. But only after making fruit roll ups out of it first. Preorder for gift: rawdogscreaming.com/gorelets.html
Almost a literal thumb drive: nextnature.net/2009/03/usb-fi… Next? A backup drive near the top of his back. And don’t ask me about his floppy disk.
THE REVOLUTION WILL BE ANALOGUE. I think Harding is on to something. Perhaps for books, too: yeproc.com/news.php?artic…
I keep hitting the twitter “following limit” due to my propensity for unconditional love. C’mon twitter! Open the love gate!
My article “The Unlearning” explains why (and how) horror fiction should be taught in college: journal.transformativeworks.org/index.php/twc/…
Many Genres One Craft book signing by Turnshek, Esaias, Shifren @ Carnegie-Mellon Bookstore. Thurs 12.15.11, 3-5pm. bookstore.web.cmu.edu/home.aspx
Is entire skull replacement surgery possible? That might save plastic surgeons time and effort. I’d want a rubber skull, though. Squeezey.
Quick update about the web overhaul: I’ve got the twitter archive (aka ‘The Nest’) back up and running. So far so g… post.ly/4GHEG
@Lokiharddrive Thanks for looking things over and letting me know. Appreciate the kind words.
Taking down the GALLERY at gorelets.com due to malicious code. You probably should stay off site till I post again that it’s clear.
We can be weirdos. Just for one day.
@kendallgiles = Lifesaver! Thanks again for your email feedback about a problem on my website a few days ago…Found problem and fixed!
MecumHaiku The lightning bugs blinked / to entertain the scarecrow / who rarely saw guests.
cranial fluid / is for him a dipping sauce — / a cappetizer #zombiehaiku
@NickCato Sounds like a winning combination to me, Nick! All the best with the novel.
“The Immaculate Decomposition”. Cool phrase overheard from a CSI episode playing in the other room. Someone use this as a story/poem title!
@JeffStrand just invented the ‘twittle-urb’ with his cool endorsement of The Gorelets Omnibus! THANK YOU. Spot on: the book is deranged…
@ChuckRios Thank YOU for the encouraging comment about 100 Jolts. Best wishes with your horror and beyond.
“Blowing the Stack” — a late addition to my “Metal Distortions” set on flickr: flickr.com/photos/gorelet…
Wicker Park Press Catalog — features Poe’s Lighthouse post.ly/4992d
Just spotted this interesting book by Alan M. Clark on Goodreads: “Of Thimble and Threat: Life of A Ripper Victim.” goodreads.com/book/show/1295…
Don’t miss out on the preorder. If you don’t really like poetry, but you liked 100 Jolts, I still think you’ll… fb.me/sJ4xMIiy
I posted 2 photos on Facebook in the album “Book Covers” fb.me/xydXslaf
Cool, RARE, ebay item: signed deck of cards from the 2005 World Horror Convention “Play Dead Charity Poker Tournament” bit.ly/utQT2I