I’m reading at 4:15pm today (Sat 3/31) in the Alumni Center at U-Louisiana-Lafayette. Come and become broken. english.louisiana.edu/laconference/
New 5 star rvw for Gorelets Omnibus: “I couldn’t stop reading. I was morbidly fascinated too many times.”-Sandy Adams amazon.com/gp/product/B00…
This conference is ragin’ with cajun. Loving it so far. See you at the reading! fb.me/1DTjeoPHS
thought this said ‘yogurtblood’ as I drove by. Yum! post.ly/6NqFj
#ICFA awake and will read matheson tribute in vista a. @ 8:30.
Offline, I love to read when I can. Reading lets me freeze and thaw time at my own temperature, in flux, however my axis may tilt.
Blue Meanies set to freak out a new generation: The Beatles’ ‘Yellow Submarine’ picture book is free on itunes today.
fakestephenking I can confirm that my pets, wife, and grandchildren are all terrified of David Lynch. Sorry, David. That was an awkward BBQ.
A Hard Day’s Night of the Living Dead: collegehumor.com/video/864422/a…
Just realized Leap Year threw off the whole Mayan calendar. The apocalypse will now always be one day later than you think, thank goodness.
RealCliveBarker I propose a series of truly terrifying movies about the banality of evil called: ‘Absolutely Normal Activity.’
The Fangover #horrorweddingfilms
Here’s my last one for the day….
These jokey tweets really ought to be a series of paranormal romance titles! #horrorweddingfilms
The Dreading Date #horrorweddingfilms
The Infest Bride #horrorweddingfilms
@theJessMcHugh I was about to do that one, too…
Wedding Slashers #horrorweddingfilms
Bride Warts #horrorweddingfilms
Wish I could be there this year, @WorldHorror2012 Thanks for the tweet!
@johnwayneisdead HAUSU is on DVD and Blu Ray — I saw a few smattering copies on ebay. I will definitely get it when the price is right!
@marysangiovanni Royally Awesome indeed! Good one.
The Beheading Singer #horrorweddingfilms
@g_so LOL… yes, I like that much better!
Father of the Died #horrorweddingfilms
My Possessed Friend’s Wedding #horrorweddingfilms
My Big Fat Greek Blood Shedding #horrorweddingfilms
Sick Alternative Cover Art Concept for The Gorelets Omnibus! post.ly/5v9m1
I hope you all ritually read my tale, “Spring Ahead, Fall Back,” to your children as a bedtime story last night. From: amazon.com/gp/product/188…
Get your election year t-shirts now: tshirtbordello.com/Change-Into-A-…
“Distorted Chimes” flickr.com/photos/gorelet…
I like pinterest, but there is growing concern about their terms that could “pin” some legal hassles on their users. Reconsidering my acct.
Eek…A Vampoodle! pinterest.com/pin/6438746964…
Some inspiration for fans of Dark Bizarro — Hausu (1977): youtube.com/watch?v=H0NWIx…
New Fairy Tales Discovered that rival the Bros. Grimm: guardian.co.uk/books/2012/mar…
Dark Regions Press is selling the paperback of Proverbs for Monsters for $6 off on their website…good deal…. fb.me/1Qqg1BqD0
America’s Got Talons #realityhorrorshows
The Snatchelor #realityhorrorshows
Jon & Kate plus Chain#realityhorrorshowshows
The Dead Housewives of New Jersey #realityhorrorshows
Slice Sewed Truckers #realityhorrorshows
Last Prom Chick Standing #realityhorrorshows
The Ablazing Face #realityhorrorshows
Extreme Bendover #realityhorrorshows
Dancing with the Scars #realityhorrorshows
Itchin’ Nightmares #realityhorrorshows
Celebrity Appendicitis #realityhorrorshows
@twitter Please extend the following limit? I want to read all my friends. I know you’re free, but this is what censorship feels like!
@dustinlavalley Thanks for the kind words in your post on micro-shorts, Dustin… Loved your comic, “Go Ta Sleep” — keep ‘em coming!
Bowlingheads: literalizes the silly “use a decapitated head like a bowling ball” horror trope. Gross pinterest.com/pin/6438746964…
Listen to tree rings read by a turntable like record albums — a life in piano music: traubeck.com/years/
jeffnoon The future is a liquid substance. It becomes a solid only in the present moment, and turns to a vapour in the past.
In case you missed it… fb.me/19nHX1hvu
“Not Letters Not Numbers Not Symbols” flickr.com/photos/gorelet…
The Gorelets Omnibus is now on the Kindle, too — blogged at: gorelets.com/blog/arnzen-ne…
Added info about the “Horror Poetry Writing Workshop” section of the Omnibus to the Instigation dept of my blog: gorelets.com/dept/instigati…
@amergina Thank you. It might be a genetic disposition, but I will just blame the water table in these here parts. (Not saying which parts).