March 2012

I’m reading at 4:15pm today (Sat 3/31) in the Alumni Center at U-Louisiana-Lafayette. Come and become broken. english.louisiana.edu/laconference/

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New 5 star rvw for Gorelets Omnibus: “I couldn’t stop reading. I was morbidly fascinated too many times.”-Sandy Adams amazon.com/gp/product/B00…

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This conference is ragin’ with cajun. Loving it so far. See you at the reading! fb.me/1DTjeoPHS

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thought this said ‘yogurtblood’ as I drove by. Yum! post.ly/6NqFj

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(A personal favorite)

The coroner sneers — / perfume forever tainted / by oil of dead flesh.

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Reading PGB Uncanny Vernal Equinox 2012 on Scribd scr.bi/H1L6gt

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@jeffreyjcohen Inspiring speech on zombies. My favorite part was your bit on the Paleo Diet! Great comparison! :-)

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Jessifer “I wish we could have our zombies without demanding so ardently an apocalypse to go with them.” @jeffreyjcohen

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china mieville reading now at ballroom post.ly/6AndJ

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@MikeArnzen: attendees: Open roundtable on ‘The Unlearning’: at 2:30p in Captiva A. Read it here: journal.transformativeworks.org/index.php/twc/…

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BarbaraLucas @MikeArnzen Good morning. Looking forward to our round table this afternoon.

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awake and will read matheson tribute in vista a. @ 8:30.

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attendees: Open roundtable on my article, ‘The Unlearning’: tmrw 3.22 at 2:30p in Captiva A. Read it here: journal.transformativeworks.org/index.php/twc/…

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Offline, I love to read when I can. Reading lets me freeze and thaw time at my own temperature, in flux, however my axis may tilt.

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cowbird “We live in a post-authentic world. Today authenticity is a house of mirrors.”The Boss’s keynote on remix culture bit.ly/GzA084

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Blue Meanies set to freak out a new generation: The Beatles’ ‘Yellow Submarine’ picture book is free on itunes today.

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Goodreads.com folk: giveaway of multi-award winning sf poet Bruce Boston’s new collection, “Anthropomorphisms”: goodreads.com/book/show/1353…

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brainpicker “Print will survive. Books will survive even longer. It’s print as a marker of prestige that’s dying.” +1 @tcarmody j.mp/yY2LBb

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fakestephenking I can confirm that my pets, wife, and grandchildren are all terrified of David Lynch. Sorry, David. That was an awkward BBQ.

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@MikeMehalek m.collegehumor.com/#/video/203199… <-Hilarious! Thanks for passing this “Scary Mary” vid along…it’s !

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A Hard Day’s Night of the Living Dead: collegehumor.com/video/864422/a…

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Letters2Voltron by @MikeArnzen from @RDSPress has got us by the brain banana! RT this sweet review
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RDSPress Nice review of THE GORELETS OMNIBUS: “Every poem jumps you right into the muck, the guts and the gore.” fb.me/T1BmlCWI

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DigitalInkSpot Review - The Gorelets Omnibus by @MikeArnzen - This is a great intro to an awesome author thedigitalinkspot.blogspot.com/2012/03/review…

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Thanks @syrrann and @GB_Witch … I had a feeling we were already there! :-)

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Just realized Leap Year threw off the whole Mayan calendar. The apocalypse will now always be one day later than you think, thank goodness.

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RealCliveBarker I propose a series of truly terrifying movies about the banality of evil called: ‘Absolutely Normal Activity.’

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Wedding Night Of The Scalp Hunter

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earlfando Night of the Living Bed

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esedia Wedding Crushers

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adrienne_jones @MikeArnzen (Bride Warts ) LMAO! There’s a cream for that…

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NEhorrorwriters @MikeArnzen Seven Brides for Seven Warlocks.

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The tweet spree this morning was fun; joined by the hilarious Jessica McHugh again. Search… fb.me/y1OGWW7V

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Here’s my last one for the day….

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theJessMcHugh Honeymoon in Hades

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These jokey tweets really ought to be a series of paranormal romance titles!

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The Dreading Date

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The Infest Bride

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@theJessMcHugh I was about to do that one, too…

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@theJessMcHugh “The Princess Died” <— YES! Good one, Jess.

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Wedding Slashers

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theJessMcHugh Four Funerals and a Wedding

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Wish I could be there this year, @WorldHorror2012 Thanks for the tweet!

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@johnwayneisdead HAUSU is on DVD and Blu Ray — I saw a few smattering copies on ebay. I will definitely get it when the price is right!

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@marysangiovanni Royally Awesome indeed! Good one.

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The Beheading Singer

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@g_so LOL… yes, I like that much better!

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Livetweeting over on twitter right now… (9:35 to 9:45am 3/12). twitter.com fb.me/NggCHmGI

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Father of the Died

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My Possessed Friend’s Wedding

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My Big Fat Greek Blood Shedding

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Sick Alternative Cover Art Concept for The Gorelets Omnibus! post.ly/5v9m1

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I hope you all ritually read my tale, “Spring Ahead, Fall Back,” to your children as a bedtime story last night. From: amazon.com/gp/product/188…

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PublishersWkly Jason Epstein in the New York Review of Books on the “revolutionary future” of publishing bit.ly/wTRyWp via @jonnygeller

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Get your election year t-shirts now: tshirtbordello.com/Change-Into-A-…

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If you like authors @joelansdale, @chetwill, or Carl Hiaasen, then check out the music of Bazza: cdbaby.com/Artist/Bazza

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“Distorted Chimes” flickr.com/photos/gorelet…

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CBCebulski RT @editrix_rex: “Staying alive for an artist means to always be in an unknown part of himself.” — Moebius

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Check out centipedepress.com/studieshorror/… for more on Danel Olsen’s great collection of… fb.me/1rspsyL2m

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My copy just arrived in mail…gorgeous! 34% off @amazon: The Exorcist: Studies in the Horror Film edited by D.Olson amazon.com/gp/product/193…

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I like pinterest, but there is growing concern about their terms that could “pin” some legal hassles on their users. Reconsidering my acct.

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Some inspiration for fans of Dark Bizarro — Hausu (1977): youtube.com/watch?v=H0NWIx…

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RT @nytimes Biggest Solar Storm in Years Races Toward Earth nyti.ms/wFsE0w <- Backup your files NOW! :-)

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Congrats to fellow SHU prof @NicolePeeler on all those new shiny Urban Fantasy books/covers! nicolepeeler.com/2012/03/tempes…

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New Fairy Tales Discovered that rival the Bros. Grimm: guardian.co.uk/books/2012/mar…

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Dark Regions Press is selling the paperback of Proverbs for Monsters for $6 off on their website…good deal…. fb.me/1Qqg1BqD0

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Falling behind on yer horror reading? Visit @UndeadRat’s discussion of the HWA’s 2011 Bram Stoker Award Nominations: horrorbooks.co

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Horror/sf writer Jessica McHugh and I spontaneously streamed a list of together on twitter… fb.me/1bMHiGJfQ

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America’s Got Talons

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Jon & Kate plus Chainhows

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The Dead Housewives of New Jersey

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Slice Sewed Truckers

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Last Prom Chick Standing

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The Ablazing Face

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Extreme Bendover

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Dancing with the Scars

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Itchin’ Nightmares

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Celebrity Appendicitis

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@twitter Please extend the following limit? I want to read all my friends. I know you’re free, but this is what censorship feels like!

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@g_so Hey @g_so I just saw your twitter profile zip by on my tv screen on Good Morning America (re: Cameron).

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@dustinlavalley Thanks for the kind words in your post on micro-shorts, Dustin… Loved your comic, “Go Ta Sleep” — keep ‘em coming!

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Bowlingheads: literalizes the silly “use a decapitated head like a bowling ball” horror trope. Gross pinterest.com/pin/6438746964…

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Listen to tree rings read by a turntable like record albums — a life in piano music: traubeck.com/years/

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jeffnoon The future is a liquid substance. It becomes a solid only in the present moment, and turns to a vapour in the past.

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In case you missed it… fb.me/19nHX1hvu

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“Not Letters Not Numbers Not Symbols” flickr.com/photos/gorelet…

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February Leapt — my for 3.4.12 post.ly/5laDp

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INDISPENSABLE: Preorder the upcoming 3rd edition of the Oxford American Writer’s Thesaurus at 30% off from @amazon: amazon.com/gp/product/019…

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826National “If you’re not scared of your own work, it’s not doing anything.” -Nikki Giovanni (from our on-the-scene ops manager, Mariama)

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The Gorelets Omnibus is now on the Kindle, too — blogged at: gorelets.com/blog/arnzen-ne…

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Added info about the “Horror Poetry Writing Workshop” section of the Omnibus to the Instigation dept of my blog: gorelets.com/dept/instigati…

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@amergina Thank you. It might be a genetic disposition, but I will just blame the water table in these here parts. (Not saying which parts).

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Selected poems from
The Nest appear in:

cover for The Gorelets Omnibus by Michael Arnzen