Don’t miss your last chance to raid our refrigerator: kck.st/YUsPdL
“Probably Why We Watch TV” (depressing ‘pithy morbid quote’ posted): gorelets.com/blog/pithy-mor…
@BCGeorgeBook Impressive! I thought it sounded familiar somehow; thanks for the link.
Only 24 hours or so left to get a piece of The Fridge of the Damned horror poetry magnet kit!: kck.st/YUsPdL
My “Ten Contemplations on the Facebook Like Icon” - goofy, but includes a link to the origin of “thumbs up” gorelets.com/blog/blather/t…
Fridge of the Damned hits Kickstarter’s “ending soon” page. Ecstatic about your support! 1 day left to claim a reward: kck.st/YUsPdL
@JonathanMaberry Cool list. Never heard of Otsuichi’s “Goth: A Novel of Horror” but must find it now!
@Triphibian Book title!
@nalohopkinson LOL. I speak on behalf of the dodeca-curious!
#failedchildrensbooks The Color Purple Crayon
#failedchildrensbooks Bi-Curious George
I never beg you to ‘like’ my facebook page. I earn it by writing a humorous essay about liking facebook pages. Read: gorelets.com/blog/blather/t…
“10 Contemplations on the Facebook Like Icon”:… fb.me/2mG8SnPjL
Into psychological horror? Go to Dark Regions and vote for this. I think they’ve got a good thing going with the… fb.me/2oDSwpxbL
@wdprescott You’ve got a story idea in there. Or maybe just a bizarro title. “Battlesnot”!
Question: is prefab karaoke music also free licensed like open source to use however you want? Or only for bad singing in dank nightclubs?
@ilanawaters True wisdom!
@RachaelHerron If it helps, remember: soap is always slippery underfoot!
@wdprescott I think you just did Arnzstigate and got it all over my sleeve. Thanks!
Hey @AlienRedrum — thanks for the shout out for the tins of sins. They will be yours!
For those experiencing a winter blast right now: “Oddly Chilling Thoughts” from The Goreletter, 2004: gorelets.com/blog/blather/o…
arrested for misderweiner #FoodCrime
You’ve heard The Fridge of the Damned is funded! Woot! But T-51 hours if you want to avail yourself of the rewards: kck.st/YUsPdL
@MadeleineSwann I usually only dance when holding a machete. You should have seen me at the wedding party.
@amandalovesbeer Thx Amanda! Stock your beer fridge up and brace yourself for its damnation. (Wondering: do fridge magnets stick to cans?)
Frustrated by not knowing how to express my gratitude to all the Fridge of the Damned backers. Here’s the credit roll: kickstarter.com/projects/natha…
@Sidney_Williams Very kind, Sid! Thank you for sharing the news!
@JasonJackMiller Batten down the hatches and secure all toupees!
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So happy to learn last night that we’ve got tins! THANK YOU everyone for your support of this wacky and weird… fb.me/2pjC4wNl7
Fridge of the Damned reached its stretch goal! CONGRATULATIONS folks! You’re going to get magnets in cool tins! kck.st/YUsPdL
@DocPop Good luck! Looks promising.
@DavidBTwit I hope I’m not on twitter when the killer asteroid brushes by. I think I’ll hold my hands up to the sky for the friction burns.
@wdprescott Lead, Pomegranate…and your mom’s cookies! YUM! Thank you, Will.
Kickstarter just changed its clock on The Fridge of the Damned from days to hours. Urgency is scary! Pledge or share: kck.st/YUsPdL
@SaraJane524 I like the dismembered hand with the graveyard ravens (tattooed?) on it. Great inspiration board, Sara.
Here’s my latest fridge magnet poetry/word art — a gross little number called “Ugly Puddle”:… fb.me/ADpdGHpf
“Ugly Puddle” - a gross little fridge magnet poem inspired by the Fridge of the Damned kickstarter campaign: flic.kr/p/dQzQ7P
@RedTashBooks I always wait on taxes, paranoid because the tax software always issues updates all the way till the deadline.
Get an Arnzen story critique or even publishing rights (& much more!) by backing this kickstarter: kck.st/YUsPdL Need a push to 2.7K.
@giabianca Thanks for spreading the word, Gina! Appreciated.
@dustinlavalley LOL! You should feed it books regularly. Used paperbacks will do, but sometimes it will demand sacred texts.
This is it. Fully funded. 3 Days Remain w/ <$200 to get fancy tins. Have you seen the rewards for Fridge of the Damned? kck.st/YUsPdL
3 days left in our Kickstarter and just $180 to go till we reach our stretch goal! Get some strange poetry magnets: kck.st/YUsPdL
@NickCato Thanks for the lead. I always trust your reviews!
@byMichaelWest Wish I could say something similar! We need a Pittsburgh HWA Chapter. Anyway: to the IHW: say “Boo” from me!
@jeffreyjcohen Once I went Moodle, I never turned back. Small learning curve, but easier to manipulate, control and organize than any other.
@TheKaufmann The batcave from the 60’s TV today looks almost…sinister! Great shot, Nick!
@PhilKomarny You rock too, you know! But THANK YOU!
You Arnzstigators are amazing. Thank you. Love to hear more… not just for ego. Looking to hear from anyone who… fb.me/zbR2pmot
@HorrorFreakNews Now THAT’s a good sign! Can’t wait to see it. And I’m a purist! I wrote one of the first academic studies of Evil Dead 2.
@lossrockhart I wonder if anyone’s done this before? It’s hard to deface or destroy any book, but at least you’d keep them “alive” somehow.
@peterdamien I >am< the Title Psychic! :-) But seriously: pull a phrase from the text that taps the subtext or sounds right. It’s there!
@cleolinda Girl Scout Cookie Poetry! “The sleeve of Do-Si-Does / was crushed / bent / like the broken leg / of my square dance partner”.
@NickCato Good book? I like the description about occultists and scorpions. Can’t go wrong with stingers and crucifixes!
@dadamail Great to hear of a new DadaMail release! I love this list server. The backbone of the Goreletter and my new newsletter.
@lossrockhart The answer lies in the question. Make a literal bookshelf — a shelf made of hardcover books?
@Emwings That sounds like a title to a Dave Eggars book!
@peterdamien I am rubbing my temples like a psychic: “Your title is in the last two sentences of paragraph two.”
Latest horror poem via fridge magnets as word art: “Mausoleum Fire”:… fb.me/1u7PVWiEY
Thank you to everyone for backing our Fridge of the Damned! Almost at our stretch goal… just a few…more…kicks! kck.st/YUsPdL
“Mausoleum Fire” - another fridge magnet horror poem posted to my series inspired by the Fridge of the Damned: flic.kr/p/dQhdv1
You know that magnets repel one another. With our kickstarter, they have good reason! Join our campaign. 4 days remain! kck.st/YUsPdL
The “Dark Publisher” pledge level — for publishing rights to a story I write to your prompt — still remains! kck.st/YUsPdL TINS!
The “Dark Instigator” pledge level (to assign me a short story) has sold out! Be kind, whoever backed this, be kind! kck.st/YUsPdL
Your freezer is full of dead things. Keep them company with weird fridge poetry magnets. The Fridge of the Damned: kck.st/YUsPdL
Has a clever DJ ever mixed together ‘Sabbath Bloody Sabbath’ and ‘Sunday Bloody Sunday’? If not, get on that and send it to me immediately.
Only five days to go… before I stop nagging your twitter feed like a goat with constant plugs 4 Fridge of the Damned! kickstarter.com/projects/natha…
@christymtidwell The Monstrance is an amazing book. I think Dietrich is on the prelim ballot for the Stoker Award right now, deservedly.
@christymtidwell I think that quote is from my intro to The Monstrance by Bryan Dietrich… yes? Thanks for sharing!
Did you get your MEAT SHOTS yet? Free colorful horror e-chapbook to newsletter subscribers at masticationpublications.com
“Barcoding Your Book” - advice for writers about the emotional movement of a story: freecottonclub.blogspot.com/2011/04/many-g…
@David_Annandale “Soylent Green…is…dumb people!” Heston turns around, seeking affirmation. The mixing bowl is pushed under his knees.
Thanks @PhilKomarny! Too kind!
Soylent Green was not people. Well, not ALL of them anyway. Just the dumb ones.
You’re not charged until the campaign ends on kickstarter (2/1). No need to wait till payday! My fridge is pushing tin: kck.st/YUsPdL
$500 in 5 days? We can do this, people. Kickstart the Fridge of the Damned with your pledge or share and we get TINS!: kck.st/YUsPdL
Shout out to @GregLamberson to say I enjoyed your novella, Carnage Road.
“Have a Heart” - not quite a valentine’s day card but getting a lot of views on flickr! flic.kr/p/dPPU93
The Vampire Reborn: new post to The Popular Uncanny gorelets.com/uncanny/fictio…
Have you seen all the fridge magnet horror poems I’ve done this month, inspired by our Kickstarter? Wild stuff: flickr.com/photos/gorelet… Pledge?
They do need a really good refrigerator in hell, after all. Or maybe your office? The Fridge of the Damned: kck.st/YUsPdL
@theJessMcHugh Please don’t squeeze the tapioca.
A horror poetry magnet birthday card to Mr. Bill Bush!… fb.me/2luOMLfHi
Just one week and one grand left to go for us to get our horror poetry magnets in tins. Pledge or spreadge the word. kck.st/YUsPdL
@SaraJane524 Get well. Illness is like a distortion pedal on your brain guitar — write something weird!
Mag-neato! Horror poetry magnets are coming to your fridge door. kck.st/YUsPdL Keep pledging — they must be contained in a tin!
Many shop for paperbacks the way they shop for greeting cards. Ebooks are not changing this. We buy ebooks for ourselves; pbks as gifts.
@ruckawriter Greg, you’re always on my list and I have not given up hope yet! :-) Travel is always the issue.
THANKS @ruckawriter! Some things never chain. ;-)
@MikeArnzen Campus, not Camus. Though there is a plague associated with both.
First week back to camus is nuts. I have six to do lists on my desk right now. SIX. I’m sure one of them says “consolidate to do lists”.