@Spencer6sick6 Good point — how can it be the “last” and yet also be a sequel? lol Even so… I’ll probably watch it. Research!
Fridge of the Damned: production complete! gorelets.com/blog/ambulatio…
Renate’s fantastic cover graphic for INSTIGATION: Prompts on the Dark Side:… fb.me/zGZpEvMO
Behind the Fridge: A look at the Tin Case for the magnetic word set! flic.kr/p/dXPNgp
The Fridge of the Damned has arrived at the publisher! Pic of the tins: fb.me/2HAWeuYI4
RealCliveBarker There are no limits.
Fridge backers: reminder to fill out the survey for your reward mailings if you haven’t done so yet. Good things coming in weeks ahead!
Final test of CDs for the Fridge kickstarter rewards — listening to them in the car stereo — passed! :-) Eager to send these out soon.
AlaskanNovelist Teens..I write to give them weapons–in the form of words and ideas-that will help them fight their monsters. Sherman Alexie
Instigation: “Close your eyes and visualize the last thing you ate. Describe the digestion process in prose poetry.” gorelets.com/books/masticat…
#RejectedCereals Raisin Brain
@brideofchuckyy Coolness! I mostly mess with a mixed up pile of Zombie and Vampire Original Magnetic Poetry sets, too. Good mixers!
Finishing up the “double-live cd” rewards for Fridge backers. Peek behind the scenes:… fb.me/2fVytsdJI
@sblackmoore I think Corpse Water is a stiff drink all on its own. (insert corny rimshot here).
#StarTrekProblems Tonight’s episode: Quark contemplates fratricide when Rom returns from the dentist…with a Gold-Pressed Latinum tooth.
Inspiration From the #brainstormer - Conjoined / Vampire / Vulture
Never forget that “wit” is at the root of “twitter.”
Done mastering CD2 of the double-live set for the Fridge kickstarter backers. Busy, creative weekend.
Surf the “Customers Also Bought Items By” links on your amazon author page and follow each one with a twitter feed! amazon.com/gp/entity/-/B0…
Made good progress on the Instigation ebook today. 365 writing prompts + 31 story restarters + more! :-) gorelets.com/books/masticat…
@Monaveli_b I haven’t seen Hills 2 yet. On my “DVD bargain bin hunting someday” shopping list. Watch it and journal about it for class?
Someone should start a coffee house called “The Creamertorium”!
@DavidKM LOL. Great idea for those on a diet! :-)
Invention: make the entire surface of the fridge magnetic instead of making me buy kitschy magnets. Get on that, appliance manufacturers!
@patrick_swenson Stomp your foot on the pedal and sustain the moment. Best wishes. You going to WHC in Portland 2014? I really hope to.
@patrick_swenson Wow! Nice image, Patrick. Sounds gothic. Good luck with your current fiction.
If you appreciate uniqueness, novelty, surprise and stone cold freakiness, you should all follow one of my favorite publishers: @RDSPress
@ForrestAguirre Congrats! Just got your DM — prize should arrive in the week ahead. THANK YOU!
@MCONeill2 Congrats! Just got your DM — prize should arrive in the week ahead. THANK YOU!
Just hit 3K followers. To celebrate: RT this post before :45 after the hour for a chance to win a free signed CDr of “The Bleu Man Group”!
Working on the “signed poem on a postcard” rewards for Fridge backers. Peek behind the scenes:… fb.me/yydTi2wE
@JasonJackMiller My pleasure. No one makes flapjacks like iChop!
@RDSPpress announces “DogCon2” will be held in conjunction with Confluence Pittsburgh this July. I’ll be there! fb.me/1XAcJE8aS
@michaelkingram Be proud. Scrawl is inherently scary. And “Butch” is well done!
Life is like a box of chocolates… melted and drizzled among the rest of the stomach contents at the end of the night on February 14th.
“Crush” - my horror poem in fridge magnets — flic.kr/p/dTPgft — Happy Valentine’s Day, all you weirdos in love.
@theJessMcHugh Great one, Jess! You’re officially entered in the Goreletter contest! (Deadline tomorrow, people!)
Urbanomic announces Collapse Vol. 8: “Casino Real”: urbanomic.com/pub_collapse8.… This academic journal continues to do amazingly fresh things.
Alex_Austin Write as if you were dying. And assume you write for an audience consisting solely of terminal patients. That is, after all, the case.
@lawrenceschimel This is an outrage, Lawrence. I’m very sorry to hear it.
ONE DAY LEFT in the Goreletter “book haiku” contest. Subscribers only:… fb.me/1oPa8lMsI
Just heard the news that @worldhorror convention 2014 will be held in Portland, OR. Strong likelihood this ex-Oregonian will be attending!
Hammer Films, Saw Franchise, Texas Chainsaw Massacre… Horror is a Hardware Store.
@larazontally Hi Lara! Sadly, I won’t be at ICFA this year, but I hope to next. Please proudly represent “spleenpunk” on my behalf! :-)
This one is raising hackles, I think: “Why Science Fiction Poetry is Embarrassingly Bad”: amazingstoriesmag.com/2013/02/why-sc…
For posterity: the huge contents listing of The Gorelets Omnibus is here. Print and insert in book for reference: gorelets.com/books/the-gore…
Ironically, this neat “Zombie Cookie Jar Head” has a choking hazard warning. Um…is your baking the hazard? amazon.com/gp/product/B00…
A disgruntled reader slams our multi-award winning, widely acclaimed book, Many Genres One Craft: amazon.com/Many-Genres-On…
“Crush”: A Fridge of the Damned-inspired valentine’s poem…. fb.me/1USVKRdXL
#medicalfilms Silence of the Cramps
#medicalfilms There Will Be Blood
The “Munich Child.” Some hypothesize this inspired the munchkins in Oz. Germany is awesome. fb.me/2c4R2eFGA
Free copy of the lushly designed “Meat Shots” ebook when you subscribe to Mastication Publications’ newsletter: masticationpublications.com
@aDexterMorgan Sadie’s Donuts. (as in deSade). :-)
The poll has ended: white text on red magnetic tiles will be used for The Fridge of the Damned! gorelets.com/blog/arnzen-ne…
For just a split second, I thought the Budweiser #clydesdale was going to trample its owner for selling him off like a slave to Bud.
@g_so I love all color schemes for fridge magnets. But in the survey I voted for Red with white text, like the original online edition.
@MadeleineSwann Lil Eye is rolling his eye! Very cute!
@g_so I like the 5-2 t-shirt design, Gerald!
@ASouthernYankee And to quote Johnny Rotten: “Problem? The problem is you.” :-)
@MadeleineSwann Thanks Madeleine! I can only imagine what it might Instigate in you. Hope you’re well. How is Li’l Eye doing?
@Slate Amazing subversive toys. I’m waiting for the Happy Meal key to the atomic football.
Fridge of the Damned: A Raging Success! A look back:… fb.me/2oDc5p6pl
Inter pol #graveyardbands
Riggy Pop #graveyardbands
The Gone Gones #graveyardbands
Wormwood Mac #graveyardbands
The Ash #graveyardbands
Chuck Bury #graveyardbands
Pyre Straits #graveyardbands
Midnight Soil #graveyardbands
Led Sepulchre #graveyardbands
You see a football game. I see a story idea featuring a voodoo battle between an addled EA Poe and a crusty old goldminer in the Bayou.
Just cast my votes in the Bram Stoker Award prelim ballot from @HorrorWriters. An eclectic mix. Best wishes to the nominees.
Thank You for Funding the Fridge! flic.kr/p/dRAL7v
Check out “Something Wicked This Way Comes” by Wicked Bird Media — a New England horror doc on Kickstarterkck.st/WKzOExW
If you pledged to The Fridge of the Damned (YAY!), be sure to vote for the text/magnet color scheme: kickstarter.com/projects/natha…
We’re funded! Thank you so much everybody! fb.me/QoKN1rsD
@Flyye01 I think you got in the door! It’s now at 111 backers at $3031 THANK YOU Suzanne and to all pledgers for your generous support!
Fridge of the Damned. kck.st/YUsPdL
We doubled our pledge goal with 110 backers at $3006. Rewards coming in 3/13. Magnets in tins!
The Fridge of the Damned kickstarter. SUCCESSFULLY FUNDED. STRETCH GOAL REACHED. THANK YOU SO MUCH! Back to your regular twitter stream…
1 minute remains! All in! The Fridge of the Damned gets kicked to life, but you may miss your chance for rewards: kck.st/YUsPdL
2 minutes remain. Will you regret missing this opportunity for The Fridge of the Damned? I think so! kck.st/YUsPdL
Last call for pledges to The Fridge of the Damned! It’s secret light will go out in just THREE MINUTES! :-) Click fast! kck.st/YUsPdL
Only three minutes remain!. Time to pledge and get our wonderful horror poetry magnet collection. Act lightning quick: kck.st/YUsPdL
In five minutes the Fridge of the Damned will close its metallic mouth on your fingers. Raid it now for ebooks!: kck.st/YUsPdL
6 minutes to go! Last chance to get original Play Dead art, a cover design or so many horror goodies. Great gifts!: kck.st/YUsPdL
In 7 minutes: The end of The Fridge of the Damned campaign arrives along with the end of my incessant plugging! :-) kck.st/YUsPdL
In 8 mins you’ll lose the chance to get publishing rights to an Arnzen story you can prompt (and lotsa goodies): kck.st/YUsPdL
Just 9 minutes left to get rare audio cds, a batch of my ebooks and crazy poetry magnets and more for a bargain: kck.st/YUsPdL
12 mins left to get a one of a kind horror poetry magnet set - The Fridge of the Damned!: kck.st/YUsPdL
14 mins remain to grab a copy for Instigation: Creative Prompts on the Dark Side for a buck: kck.st/YUsPdL
Forgive the blitz… but a drum roll for the end of the Fridge of the Damned kickstarter begins now: 15 minutes left kck.st/YUsPdL
Only 60 minutes left to nab a set/reward: Michael A. Arnzen’s Fridge of the Damned magnetic word kit Kickstarter kck.st/YUsPdL
Last call! The Fridge of the Damned closes its door on your hands in about 3 hours. Unique rewards:… fb.me/1iprrS2hy
Only 2.5 hours remain to raid The Fridge of the Damned on kickstarter (fully funded/stretch goal met) for some goodies. kck.st/YUsPdL
Only 6 hours remain to raid The Fridge of the Damned on kickstarter (fully funded/stretch goal met) for some goodies. kck.st/YUsPdL
Fridge of the Damned’s door closes at dinnertime tonight! Last chance to get poetry magnets and unique rewards: kck.st/YUsPdL