I’m the one your Mater Suspiriorum warned you about.
“gravity”: blood always meets the ground / before it greets the body / as if it could cushion the fall
Sampler from INSTIGATION: CREATIVE PROMPTS ON THE DARK SIDE (Mastication Publications, 2013) scribd.com/doc/130789529/…
TheGoogleFactz The world’s shortest horror story is only two sentences long: “The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door.”
#Instigation scenario: One limb, appendage or area alone has grown bestial hair. Account for this bizarre growth.
RT @sjhulmie Twitter gallery= a “glitter”! I like that!
Did you join flickr for a free terabyte of photo uploads? Then let’s exchange contacts: flickr.com/photos/gorelet…
Go to a twitter profile page on web. Click on an image. Click on new rectangle in upper left corner. Twitter gallery!
@JasonJackMiller Love it! Your hissing beast is really a magnetic android cat, isn’t it? :-)
@JohnPupo I awoke to see my keyboard and mouse were moving like the keys on a player piano this morning. They retweeted it for you. Obey!
bkethridge Cannibals prefer those who have no spines. -Stanislaw Lem
JeffStrand I wouldn’t care about all of these pirate sites with illegal downloads of my books…but they keep clogging up my egosurfing!
Gothic Spike Tunnel flic.kr/p/end2i5
Flickr got a makeover today. flickr.com/photos/gorelet…
Hi @alyxpryn ! We’re just waiting for the JFA to release the journal w/Mieville’s text before I post the audio — I’m eager to share too!
The Alien Probe flic.kr/p/ekKqTu
The Devil’s Elixir flic.kr/p/ekJWQq
G+: If you liked 100 Jolts, you’ll probably like The Gorelets Omnibus (even if you don’t normally like poetry): ..plus.google.com/10618638523940…4e
5* Instigation review on goodreads: “Highly recommendable book… my air freshener in those moments of brain farts.” goodreads.com/review/show/60…
“I’m a tumblr, born under scrunchies.”
@galfridus73 LOL. I think it’s the kind the makes you tremble like a flowwwwwwwwuhh.
You’re darker than you think. Instigation: Creative Prompts on the Dark Side by Michael Arnzen for $3.99 amazon.com/gp/product/B00…
@ChuckWendig I know! It has the ring of a certain noose-equipped instrument with a black-hooded figure holding a wooden handle nearby.
How could you have predicted that the choose-your-own-adventure novel was but one long suicide note? You had no choice but to end it. #vss
TinyCookie The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look weird but backwards it’s even more stupid.
If you’re exhausted when you’re tired, are you hausted when you’re energized? (Maybe: ‘haust’ suggests possessed by a “spirit” (aka host)).
Better Living with Evil Supply Company: evilsupplyco.bigcartel.com
Something Dark is Coming… cemeterydance.com/somethingdarki…
Has anyone invented “The Zombie Diet” yet? If not, please do and write a bestseller. Meanwhile, there’s this article: t-nation.com/readArticle.do…
@earlfando Nice! For DS I only came up with 1) “Dim Screen” and, 2) a juvenile pair of curse words.
#AddThePunchline: “The DS in NintendoDS stands for….”
@tanyatwombly Good thing I have two more in the freezer.
@CliveMoore869 “Read it backwards” is great revision advice. Matches my methods. Also has the benefit of conjuring certain “helpers.”
@damiengwalter I think those genres all smell like the back room of a toy store.
A list of friend approvals awaited me on goodreads. After reviewing them, a popup said, ‘You have no more friends.’ My bottom lip quivered.
Hilarious_Idiot Respect old people: they graduated high school without Google or Wikipedia..
@grammarissa HAH! THanks Karisssa. Will rt immediately. I think I like the “Jigsaw = Billy Crystal” one best for some odd reason.
“robot petting”: beneath the fabric / its metal hand bends / fingers deliberately parallel / a rake of static / under strangelove’s glove
@Betts_Matt Sorry. It was hard for me to give away. Call me the Father of Debridement.
Today’s @google doodle/video for Saul Bass is excellent. Play it and see how many movie title sequences you recognize.
“Evidence” added to the gallery: flic.kr/p/ehqY1k
The word “debridement” does not mean what you probably think it means (cover your eyes!): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debrideme…
oops — typo — retweet forthcoming
@ElegantSavages You are awesome. Thank you!
Shame formula for writers: [# of tweets x 140] / 14 = the approx word count on sth else you could’ve written). Me? 1 novel! You?
Audiovile - my unspeakable spoken word cd is on iTunes for $9.99. itun.es/us/527Op
@chickensnit Depends on if a lifetime supply of gauze and the soundtrack is one of the rewards. I assume you have Beyonce for the lead boil.
Cinco de Fried Dough.
Shirley Jackson Award nominees announced: shirleyjacksonawards.org/nominees/
Just saw The Gorelets Omnibus was nominated for the new Elgin Award. Nice! If any @sfpoetry member needs a copy for review, let me know.
Just discovered twitter has a special music browser/player: support.twitter.com/groups/54-mobi…
LOL! An amazon search for “Dexter Morgan” turns up “How to Sharpen Your Knife” by James Morgan Ayres & Dexter Ewing! amazon.com/gp/product/B00…
Eat Poe for Breakfast. Cool cake by sculptor, Selvart: flickr.com/photos/atelier…
Instigation: Creative Prompts on the Darkside: reviews/sample on goodreads:… fb.me/HhA1IBWV
“Peculiar. Delightfully Disturbing. Brilliant.
This book will follow you.” Review of Instigation: Creative Prompts: goodreads.com/review/show/58…
Life is like a box of ocelots. You never know which one you shouldn’t pet.
Bummed to hear that Confluence SF/F Convention has been cancelled. parsec-sff.org/confluence/ Status of DogCon pending.
@Monaveli_b I would LOVE to see the pinata clown resurrected (or tormented) in a horror short, B! Hah!
If you’re looking for some chilling amusement, check out the horror films/media my writing students did for their… fb.me/M0wXJbdr
@Criterion Your Rosemary’s Baby edition is great. I’d love to see ALL of the amazing William Castle films on blu ray…an untapped treasure!
RT @davidbainaa “a surprising lack of critical work on [old time radio]” That’s a great point, David!
And for the horror lover, “The Weird Circle” is another old tyme radio drama series with some great titles!. archive.org/details/Weird_…
SaraJane524 Hush little character, don’t you cry. I promise I’ll find a creative way for you to die.
The complete series of my horror poems for April: surprised 11 of 30 (1/3) have a multimedia component. Read ‘em: gorelets.com/blog/arnzen-ne…