Say it three times fast: “The campfire vampire burns lambs by lampfire.”
DreamsOfTaos high noon … / a child chalks an outline / around my shadow(Frogpond Winter 2013)
Signing tomorrow afternoon 12.1 at Morgantown B&N - come get Many Genres, One Craft, autographed by contributors: gorelets.com/events/headlin…
Read all 50 back issues of The Goreletter in the all-new page, The Repository :… fb.me/1NwG968X3
“Doorbusters”: Desperate,/ the mortuary ran/ an amazing special/ at dawn on Black Friday./ They didn’t expect/ the coffin lids to bust open.
Photo: “Stiltman” from The Void — seems reminiscent of Hellraiser. This game is set within a nightmarishly…tmblr.co/ZgGSZr-mxbJY7
@theJessMcHugh I missed this one… (email it to me for the gallery?)
Avoiding the routine? Join us here for Thanksgiving — we’re composing a gory meal menu on Authorbee together at: tweet.authorbee.com/stories/496?se…
Preview the fancy new Goreletter archives! gorelets.com/repository/dok… Still a work in progress, but almost there.
JeremyCShipp Life is like a labyrinth full of twists and turns and somewhere there is David Bowie.
Just realized the word “ebook” is hidden inside the word “facebook” (last five letters) … what could it mean?!
Things are shifting with the Goreletter:… fb.me/VCo6QD7L
XplodingUnicorn I’m always sad when a snowman is about to melt and then evaporate. He will be mist.
@herodfel Sorry about the glitches in the old goreletter system… the new one is so much better. And I’m cleaning up/moving the archives!
The former backend for The Goreletter is now dead. Long live the NEW email newsletter server. It needs new blood: us3.campaign-archive1.com/home/?u=cc8a1b…
@LadyKaianne That quote’s from Robert Bloch, I think?
Oops. Hit the “Wacky Packages” 404 error page…and laughed: entertainment.topps.com/wacky-packages…
Do not enter…or else! flic.kr/p/gXmsq1
Peter_Gutierrez the stuff that coats our bones is us
#Instigation prompt: Write a banker’s/teller’s/bank guard’s nightmare in 1st person present — without including fear of robbery.
Dragon Writing Prompts: Instigation: Creative prompts on the dark side dragonwritingprompts.blogspot.com/2013/11/instig… Thanks Joyce Fetteroll!
@sheldonhigdon Right on, Sheldon. All for a good cause! Sorry it took me a while to get it out to you.
I’ll be attending AWP in Feb. Any host in Seattle want to set up a horror signing or reading for an offsite event? awpwriter.org/awp_conference…
Photo: Satan dreams he’s a “Ladies Man” in this funky Steam trading card for the “landlord from hell” tower… tmblr.co/ZgGSZr-FNVFz
“Zombie Video Games” posted to The Popular Uncanny: gorelets.com/uncanny/new-me…
Big strange, little strange, 1-2-3. The Gorelets Omnibus is not PG. Oh my god is it creepy. Own it now for eternity: amazon.com/gp/product/193…
Zippy and fun animation of fonts — on the weasel words in advertising: youtube.com/watch?v=4JIts1… “Chim Chim Cher-ee” by Allan Sherman
“In a gaming environment we could come up with a new reward system based on taste sensations” nyti.ms/1aDwmGR <-Lickware is coming!
Booksigning for Many Genres, One Craft: Lessons in Writing Popular Fiction in Morgantown, WV on Dec 1st, 12-4pm: gorelets.com/events/headlin…
isopodshuffle Monopoly 2.1 changes:
* Passing GO only gives $2
* Banker can foreclose any property at any time
* Jail now 1/3 of board
* Free wifi square
Want to add to our seven course meal menu of the groteque? It’s at: tweet.authorbee.com/stories/496?se…
List of Doctor Who parodies: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_D…
@zigtalk Nice job!
@EvanJPeterson Thank you so much for the kind words, Evan! The theme is so exciting and the editors rock… destined to be a great book.
HAH! Thanks for the transcript byte from today’s Skype chat, Anthony! fb.me/6yJjtx5P3
@TwistTais “We like children… with gravy.” :-) Happy Thanksgiving Taylor!
Thx so much @Skype! ‘Twas my last virtual classroom visit of the term, but I’m always willing to Skype w/classes who are reading my books!
Thanks @dkmwriter! Was a great class to talk to! I think I have that picture I took… will post.
Just read a batch of “gorelets” by Dr. Sandner’s UCF students, all using Instigation: Creative Prompts on the Dark Side. Sickly brilliant!!!
@Sidney_Williams I am honored, Sid! I bet it was my article on Evil Dead 2 years ago in the Jnl of Pop Film and TV, “Who’s Laughing Now?”
@sjmischievous Me too. I think it would hold its double up when victorious, gladiator-style, clenched between its teeth.
@RickGualtieri Heck, I don’t even understand what this tweet means (lol).
@sjmischievous One would think! But it might also chatter incessantly, or contradict you all the time, until you decapitated it.
Looking forward to the @Skype chat w/Dr. Sandner’s Horror Lit class at CSU Fullerton tomorrow!
Photoset: You play the role of a pathogen spreading plague in this disturbing game of world annihilation:… tmblr.co/ZgGSZr_rQbjo
Want to feel what it’s like to be impaled on a pike? Sure you do. Read my new story in Horror Library Vol. 5: amazon.com/gp/product/097…
The Goreletter: November 2013 is currently being delivered! Check it out or sign up for the future at:… fb.me/2iCCLp2HQ
I invite you to sign up for The Goreletter to see if you like it — new issue will be released in a few hours! gorelets.com/about/
[note: my gorelets home page will be down for a day for maintenance].
Your nano novel needs a shake up. Try Instigation: Creative Prompts on the Dark Side - just $1.99 on sale in Nov! gorelets.com/blog/arnzen-ne…
A sampler of books I’ve written, edited and contributed to in the new Amazon Collections pin board: amazon.com/gp/customers/A…
Video: Make my hometown proud: The Amityville Project seeks kickstarter backers for Lovecraftian horror game… tmblr.co/ZgGSZr_YhKXS
Video: Conan O’Brien as “The Clueless Gamer” — a rookie’s gut-level (and always funny) review of three of…tmblr.co/ZgGSZr_UNY13I
DavidKM #DreamsandNightmares lifetime digital subscriptions for ALL 96 back issues + future issues increase tomorrow …amsandnightmaresmagazine.blogspot.com/2013/11/dn-dig…
how many words can someone say in one day?: wolframalpha.com/input/?i=how%2…
@LadyKaianne and if i die before i wake…I hope to god I’m not lucid dreaming.
And if I die before I wake… I hope I never wake!
Would be funny if we all woke up tomorrow and found we’d skipped ahead to 12/13/14. Even better if the world’s problems were all solved.
@RDSPress Very kind post! When I have to work on days like these, I forget my roots. Thank you for the reminder.
Photo: classic zombie and headcrab by ORRANGE. on Flickr. Half-Life 2 Zombie and Headcrab. Lego fan… tmblr.co/ZgGSZr_9F2Pq
twittsburgh Don’t forget to set your calendars to 11/12/13 tmw!
Photo: The planchette spells “photosensitive epilepsy”..tmblr.co/ZgGSZr_4MQcRsr
Let Me In(box). The Goreletter is seeking new subscribers. Join us…: eepurl.com/H17F1
Photo: Pile o’ Bones (by Joshua Conroy) is a card game “where each player is trying to put their family of… tmblr.co/ZgGSZr_15o95
Video for “Unloving Your Demon” — read at Northern Virginia Community College event last month…. fb.me/2sxUCGFD1
G+: Video excerpt from my guest reading last month at NOVA-Manassas. plus.google.com/10618638523940…
NeinQuarterly Coffee: the diuretic of enlightenment.
Photo: Art from The Cthulhu Deck - a new Playing Card game kickstarter project in honor of HP Lovecraft by… tmblr.co/ZgGSZrzthB7X
@JasonJackMiller Hah! Perfect!
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#Instigation Draft the conflict between a parasite and its host.
Colin_Kona The only negative thought I have on the Batman franchise is that they shamelessly co-opted Lovecraft’s Arkham - a chink in the kevlar™
Thanks for helping with the skype @Dave_Bullis! I appreciated the event. But I’m glad it’s over and now I can rewarp my head again. :-)
Thanks @Skype! The virtual class visit with the software allowed me to read poetry off the same screen I was reciting to…and seeing rxns!
Looking forward to my Skype chat today with Dr. Hamilton’s “Monsters in Lit” class at Neumann University. I enjoy these! Muhahaha!
Thanks, Sally, for posting “To Write Well”! I’m closing in on 10,000 reads of this essay extracted from my… fb.me/2orloEvcr
G+: Thanks for the comment on my “Risk” video lecture, Shalene! I did work with Ms. Swank at Seton Hill — she was..plus.google.com/10618638523940…2N