#AWP14 I will be at Seton Hill table: South Hall, Bookfair Space CC26 from 1:30-2pm today! Come see Many Genres textbook or chat abt horror.
@NicolePeeler Will have to miss out on round four — heading to reading at Jack Straw Center. Have fun!
You may have heard of Oblique Strategies. Here’s my new web app, DIABOLIQUE STRATEGIES:… fb.me/18D6Duv4v
Caddyshack. Animal House. Ghostbusters. Stripes. Groundhog Day. Comedy has lost a great WRITER in Harold Ramis. imdb.com/name/nm0000601…
The Jumplump flic.kr/p/ko4jpa
Thx to RB at Poker for Breakfast for the unexpected and great review of Licker (2006) wp.me/p2PKgy-1ER
@chad_n_horvath Very zen. I agree.
Wow! Swipe AND wipe with this iPad toilet paper roll holder! (Must read the customers Q&A!) amazon.com/gp/product/B00…
Anthology updates gorelets.com/blog/arnzen-ne…
Congrats on your Best Horror of the Year poem @webbish6! Looking forward to meeting/reading with you at the Drawn to Marvel reading at AWP.
Seattle readers might want to join me at this fun event for Drawn to Marvel: Poems from the Comic Books on 3/1! fb.me/6m1iXvxVD
“The snow falls when they sleep…” Perfect day to read “The Scraper” in Hazard Yet Forward (free in preview): amazon.com/gp/product/B00…
@herodfel How goes the project we discussed a few months ago? Coming along well, I hope.
Love that you “beyonce-d” your new book drop, @ReadJackiKing ! Best wishes with it.
@pigfender Lots of empathy… restoring a website is like rewriting — nay, rewriting and reBINDING — an entire book. Kudos on the fix!
StoryMeBad Your protagonist can only be as impressive as the antagonism demands of him. Your story will not fly until you empower the dark side.
$2 off the kindle version of Play Dead for 4 more hours. Clickey most rickey tick. amazon.com/gp/product/B00…
“This is Horror” prize to Tattoo Artist of the Year thisishorror.co.uk/awards/2013-wi… Nice ink. I guess Elvis really IS not dead.
Photo: Nevermind is a “biofeedback horror” adventure game where you play a “Neuroprober” exploring… tmblr.co/ZgGSZr17GqLtg
I made you a pwetty widdle Winter Valentine’s Day heart. Aww. (Shh…Don’t tell anyone, but it’s actually made… fb.me/26RkbJGVo
Because I want you to have some spare gambling loot: a reminder that Play Dead for Kindle is on sale 2 more days. amazon.com/gp/product/B00…
LOL @tylerj_carter! But not to worry: I’m perfectly happy to continue my role as Czar of the Bizarre.
Play Dead is 52 chapters, structured like a deck of cards. Here’s a sample suit from the kindle edition on sale now flic.kr/p/k1EM8x
tjcrowley SEVEN DEADLY SINS
Sample “suit” page from Play Dead: flic.kr/p/k1EM8x
Sorry if you missed the .99c special on Play Dead for Kindle…but now it’s only 1.99 for the next 24 hours or so! amazon.com/gp/product/B00…
The basic rules for playing Butcher Boy - one of the key games in my novel Play Dead: xenomind.com/pokervar/Nonpo…
I agree, @Robert_Essig — Jamais Vu is a great new e-journal. Top authors and great coverage of the strange. Nice review.
@pigfender having trouble accessing your site — hope you’re not plagued by web goblins, but if so, best wishes in the battle
@HMmonster Nice list! Thx for including me in the madhouse.
@Authorfan Thanks man. Love the new paperwhite for readability and goodreads …but just realized they took out audio functionality :-(
@MikeMehalek Thanks for the post about “Limber”! Disgustingly delicious :-)
@awpwriter Would be happy to be included on the “attendees” twitter list.
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A fountain pen with a “lever filler” works like a syringe. And taxidermy works like an ink well.
Seton Hill’s MFA in Writing Popular Fiction will be at #AWP14 - Visit us in South Hall Exhibit Space CC26. Arnzen at 1:30-2:45p Fri/Sat.
screamatic diagram flic.kr/p/jJmFq3
If you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you and say it loves you and wants to raise a family.
Photo: bilingual edition of Skull Fragments by Michael Arnzen (trans. Jerome Charlet. France: Les Perseides, 2009: flic.kr/p/jHXtDG
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@DanHutson You bet! (Awesome profile photo btw).
“flural”: whine and wheeze / cough and sneeze / let fly the florets of phlegm / you dandelion of disease
@ANTIBOOKCLUB LOL. I did! Between shouts of MILLL-DREEEEDDD! Manfish slurped his eel coffee and was not pleased.
Congrats @TracyHoban1! For being my 5000th follower, I’ll send you a free copy of my book 100 Jolts! DM or email me your postal address.
“downcast” - new word art posted to the gallery at flic.kr/p/jECNBC