@David__Harlow Enjoy the cuppa joe — may it lead to late night horror stories a plenty.
Happy #NationalCoffeeDay! Not too late for my contest for free Starbucks (US only). 1st to fill it in correctly wins: “The __ Omnibus.”
Congratulations to Sharra Silvestro @VirgoThePoet for winning this contest #2. Another contest will happen later tonight.
Happy #NationalCoffeeDay Contest #2 for free coffee (US only). First answer wins: “What’s the title of my first novel, re-releasing in Nov?”
@MadeleineSwann You win, but I can only send coffee to US residents. I’ll send you an ebook or something instead. :-)
Happy #NationalCoffeeDay First follower to identify the source for this great line wins a coffee: “All animals can scream!”
“Brain Freeze”: It is hard to tell / if the clumps on your tongue / are flecks of ice or frozen bone / when slurping a Cerebellum Smoothie
Poughkeepsie in Popular Culture: whatnewyork.org/out-pough-seen…
@WebDivaMJ Nicely put.
LWhannell If life gives you lemons, then holy shit life has hands, an entity handing out fruit, mostly likely a demon, eyes everywhere (kills self)
Beyond the folks you already know, deciding who you follow on twitter is like guessing what paints will mix well on a palette. Smear me in.
Steamboat Killie. fb.me/78lHgUiMp
Halloween season is here! See my blog on Fall Events and hear a clip - at Gorelets:… fb.me/71T02W3NC
A ton of upcoming Arnzen appearances: readings, book releases, signings, more! gorelets.com/blog/arnzen-ne…
Enter if you dare. fb.me/77bMHwU9H
Imagine if alarm clocks had dreams. We torment them when we set them, like a nightmare trap. Their screams awaken us. We punch them for it.
“Baby Role Playing”. I blame those e-trade commercials. fastcompany.com/3036073/the-cr…
Great looking page! & All the best with the new Meridian title @jayewells
Just hit my first snag with Kindle Unlimited: can only have 10 titles “out” at a time. Unlike my former googleplex in the netflix cue.
sixth_formpoet My new book, Publishers Are Idiots, is proving far less popular with publishers than I’d hoped.
I’m in the ‘pour’ house, 9/30, 8pm, reciting some short shockers. See Lawrence C. Connolly’s event page on fb here: fb.me/3NV9Ulhh3
Love this travel guide idea. Would make for a good study away course! See you at WHC 15! fb.me/1n0wsmILB
The Goreletter: next issue coming soon — takes just a sec to sign up : eepurl.com/IY4o9
Fall event listings updated on my site: gorelets.com/upcoming-arnze…
Fifty years…wow! Liked both, but Addams Family wins for me by a landslide — @MichaelMcCarty6
I will be attending the Indie Lit Festival in Frostburg, MD on Oct 11th! Will you?… fb.me/1ix0bSFnO
chizinepub Celebrate the launch of Helen Marshall’s GIFTS FOR THE ONE WHO COMES AFTER by RTing this & you could win FREE eBook! RT to enter
If you always think “murder weapon” whenever you see a letter opener, you might be a horror fan. Happy #TerrorTuesday
Hah! — Great shot from the alumni ‘choose your punk’ ball @heidirubymiller
NyKill: The Nighttime, Sniffling, Sneezing, Coughing, Raping, Stuffed Head, Evil, So-You-Can-Rest-in-Peace Medicine.
Fetching demonic cover art — thx for the post. @BookieMonsterSF
Color Outta Space flic.kr/p/oVsfYD
“Death Gets Married” and other hilarious macabre work by “Memento Mori” artist Mary M Mazziotti mazziottiart.com/mazziotti/Deat…
OUIJA: Ancient and dangerous word processor that does not have a spell check, and thus might cast one anyway.
Black (& Gold) Hours!!! Belt it out 2nite @HLeithauser
I continue to run a very proudly passive Facebook page at facebook.com/gorelets Shrug. It’s one of many doors you can knock on.
All the best with this enterprise @NicolePeeler — I think its a great idea to do spin off stories this way and I’m likin’ the cover art!
Unspeakable Hazing Rituals of the Oompa Loompa Deltas #titlewithoutstory
The article was my pleasure, @FictionVale! Thank you. And keep rocking the vales.
YES! It’ll be interesting to see how they pull off the two-headed character. (Well, not pull-off literally… or maybe so?!) @MichelleRLane
DailyPrompt I thought that if two heads are better than one, three heads would be better than two, and four heads better than three. Was I ever mistaken
#explainafilmplotbadly Perfectly good polaroid photos get ruined whenever toddler anti-christ is nearby.
it’s yer last won’t and detestament @thesulk
There is no “pro” in “procrastination.” Oh, wait. There is. There’s a whole nation of them. Damn.
@thewallsaresoft lol! & thx. will enjoy your tweetz.
Lucy and Dawn of the Planet of the Apes — same poster/cover designer? Did double take on my amazon front page: pic.twitter.com/wZPtYafC84
it is what it is. “it is?” it is.” yes, but is it? “it is!” I thought so. “thought what?” so. “so what?” exactly. “what exactly?” it.
This is not a tweet.
Audio clip from my storytelling at Riley’s: “What Possessed Me to Write Horror” lawrencecconnolly.com/2014/09/03/sto… Join us on flashfic night 9/30!
That is an awesome cake. I literally would ask seconds! :-) @Jackson_D_Chase
Hi @AngelaPardue — your “Dreams, Delusions & Chimeras” have arrived on my doorstep! Enjoying it. Thank you.
Note to self: never order “2 day shipping” online during the Wednesday evening before Labor Day weekend. It almost takes a week! :-)
Chainsaw Letter flic.kr/p/p2aiy1
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