Accidentally invented a word tonight w/@beccabaker02 : “Downflaw.” As in “A propensity for flatulence…that was my fatal downflaw.”
your shadows also have shadows / that are not you
Friendly Reminder: Nightsun Writing Conference is two months away. Reg now! fb.me/7hc5BHJgL
Planet of the Naps #MakeAMovieLazy
Most twisted Wings reference I’ve seen. And hey, Tequila’s got the worm, so why not give Gin the ants? Let ‘em in! Thanx @Adweek
I wish there was a Lovecraftian MGM musical in Technicolor. The hills have eyes and are alive with the sound of the music of Eric Zahn.
Still time to register for Nightsun writing workshop in July! I will teach you a Thing (from another world) or two. frostburg.edu/cwcenter/works…
It ripped my head off and then my torn esophagus sighed. Then my house swallowed it and laughed. Good trailer @AaronDries
And there lay @StephenKing. Reading in the watery tub. Not so scary. But he was holding The Shining. Reading “Room 217.” Slowly, he stood…
Right on, @LauraSestri! Thanks so much … and enjoy the book, warts and all.
Night-night, sleep tight, don’t let the leeches from mars I put in your pillowcases bite. @literarybarbie
I can taste the blood! :-) @johnfdtaff
@FuriousDShow Wow, amazing deal! Worth stealing back. ;-) I’m going to try to reread them all in order for kicks.
Great line. @JasonJackMiller
HeatherOsborn Just made something for dinner that’s probably been in my freezer for 3 years. If I don’t make it, just know I died the way I lived: lazy.
#InMyHorrorMovie Pumpkin people stuff seeds and composted pie into human skulls,
I don’t know if I told you @JeffStrand — I was very impressed that you saved a barf bag for over 25 years, with my signature puke on it.
King Crimson’s “Level Five” is my new jam. It is a punch in the face that lasts seven hundred and ten days without lyrics and I love it.
Awesome quote @OrsonGalore ! “You are foolish, but without fools there would be no wisdom.”
LOL @JustAfterSunset — I think a body just went splat behind our photographer.
Thanks so much @RDSPress! What a great time. You made it xtra spesh.
Whoa… nice haul @NikkiHopeman ! All are good. I bet James Chambers’ Resurrection House will be one of your favorites.
No, not goat cheese. Gauche ease.
@AnnieNeugebauer Hey Annie! Please add me to the WHC twitter list — looking forward to it.
Tickets are almost always free. And hell has an open door policy. @RDSPress
I think I followed that one up by saying something like, “It slimes me.” @RDSPress
“Iambic Pentagrameter” - a short vid c/o Raw Dog Screaming Press. fb.me/7tTXXXK95
jeffnoon Products sing to each other. Once designed for human affection, now their adverts sound like mating calls in the night: calling, calling…
Hope to see some of you at Frostburg State U Center for Creative Writing tomorrow. It could be like a very wrong… fb.me/7fMl5cPl0