CFP, Collection of Essays on Race, Gender, and Sexuality in The Walking Dead, abstracts due Jan. 11, 2016 networks.h-net.org/node/13784/dis…
Any mortal sacrifice will do. :-) @LuminousLuke
Chauncey can’t stay behind the lines / with the fleshy peach crayons / softening in his grip / as he scribbles / the anatomy coloring book
Thanks @davidbainaa — I’m honored.
Always nice to see a new review of an older book! Lurid Lit on Freakcidents: a “watershed moment for horror poetry” lurid-lit.com/2015/08/book-r…
Ready Set Go Kill a Mockingbird.
Newsflash #2: Arnzen will teach the art of “Making the Reader Squirm” at StokerCon May 2016 — see… fb.me/6NEUS7ECe
That would explain all the heavy breathing. Darth Vapor’s suit is the best electrolarynx in the universe. @johnhornor
robert_wthomson Can you imagine life without the horror genre? There would be no monsters. Only assholes. — Michael A. Arnzen
Newsflash: Arnzen will be a guest at The Winchester Mystery House Writers Retreat in Aug 2016! Early birds… fb.me/40rVyNXkA
The Popular Uncanny fb.me/2a5p8EC7n
sblackmoore Scorpio: You will be responsible for wiping out an entire race of beings just on the verge of sentience when you finally wash your jeans.
Weird! I wonder if they based that price based on weight?! In gold, it would be priced at 5 million. :-) @heidirubymiller
There are no calendars or watches on the Isle of Sabbaticus. Beer and ice cream flow from fountains and the sky is a TV screen. @ewazoo23
Found this of interest when researching fear/trauma responses: not just fight vs. flight, but also freeze and fawn: pete-walker.com/codependencyFa…
Take your monthly calendar. Reshape it into a conic projection. Your weekends just got longer. progonos.com/furuti/MapProj…
Joelenbach How many people had to die so you can enjoy your blood oranges?
I will not eat Soylent Green Eggs and Ham. I will not eat human, I am.
We will now be showing our video presentation of Crash. Now sit back and enjoy our nonstop, never-ending flight. #BadInFlightAnnouncements
The flight attendants will be passing around the cabin to offer you their complimentary last rites. For a fee. #BadInFlightAnnouncements
“Flight attendants, prepare to take-off your skin.” #BadInFlightAnnouncements
Tampering with, disabling, or destroying the lie detectors in the lavatories is prohibited by law. #BadInFlightAnnouncements
All electronic devices must be off while the seat belt sign is on, including mp3 players, laptops and pacemakers. #BadInFlightAnnouncements
Your seat bottom cushion can be used as a flotation device or a smothering pillow for the floater beside you. #BadInFlightAnnouncements
To start the flow of oxygen, place the hockey mask firmly over your nose and mouth and scream. #BadInFlightAnnouncements
Please take a moment to locate the nearest emergency exit. In some cases, this may be directly beneath your seat. #BadInFlightAnnouncements
To fasten your seat belt, spool the metal fittings through your nasal cavity and tighten by pulling the strap #BadInFlightAnnouncements
sixth_formpoet The easiest way to start your own fight club is to tell First Rule Of Fight Club jokes over and over again until people start hitting you.
a) Think like a poet. b) Outline / know your ending before you begin, then surprise yourself along the way. c) Exploit POV. @MadeleineSwann
“dawning” : itchy scalp / the ants crawl out / wet to touch / drippy mulch / twilight darkens / brains brown rotten
Tip: set Diabolique Strategies to your browser start page — it’ll surprise you w/some new idea every time diaboliquestrategies.com
So deserving… your book on THEY LIVE is fantastic. twitter.com/DHarlanWilson/…
Carrie II: The Second Republican National Convention.
@eyesliketwenty Don’t eat for an hour before swimming! :-)
Come see me and Stephanie Wytovich reading tomorrow (8.8, 2pm) at Rickert & Beagle Books . Clown poetry slam and… fb.me/7I4lF51Jw
Greg: Persist! These books might help: Many Genres, One Craft; Horror 101; Instigation: Creative Prompts on the Dark Side @GMKemp
What are the creepiest occupations? This study rates writers in 11th place. Clowns are #1. Writing Clowns like… fb.me/4m884x1qD
Looks like something all those considering their first tat need to read! And I agree w/the commenter — great writing. @MarkHennion
Video: Extra Credits - Shiver with Anticipation - How Horror Games Create Tension tmblr.co/ZgGSZr1r44-gI
The pedal is to the metal this month on my revisions of The Popular Uncanny. In the mean time, here’s an update… fb.me/7qcl0KrQy
As Ramsay himself might scream: “RAW!!”” Good stuff w/the gross-out prompt. @ThePetulantMuse
The Clone Chores — aka Return of the Maytag Men: new post in The Popular Uncanny: gorelets.com/uncanny/advert…