If you’re at World Horror Con this weekend, don’t forget to get the free souvenir book signed. Bailey Hunter did… fb.me/2FVsR0krE
MUTTERVERSE — my guest presentation at World Horror Convention 2016 will be a poetic tour of an imaginary Mütter… fb.me/4H5kkiL8u
@ruckawriter Still mining… and still salty! :-)
#ObitYourself Arnzen died the way he lived. He breathed to death.
You’re on a roll! Got this one already — amazon alerted me. ;-) @StephenVernon
Right on, Nick! Thank you. @nicholasbatura
Hilarious Mike Arnzen portrait by @brucethen /@BruceSiskawicz. 4/2016. Poe’s Lighthouse is a collection of… fb.me/5j5SucVsF
Thanks Heidi! I’ve reconsidered: writers can fill coloring books with words and make concrete poetry out of them. :-) @heidirubymiller
Shempatitis C #UnlikelyPandemic
Totally cool. ;-) @Nukegumby
DBlakeAuthor Can you imagine life without the horror genre? There would be no monsters. Only a**holes. M.A. Arnzen
THANK YOU, Luke! twitter.com/LuminousLuke/s…
Read it, break out your 64-count box and color your monitor. twitter.com/mcsweeneys/sta…
Please Publish My New Adult Coloring Book! :-) My pitch is today’s feature story on McSweeney’s Internet… fb.me/7m7apGQLl
Even true of special effects budgets of most sci-fi films. ;-) But srsly - good article. twitter.com/wildboundpr/st…
Obscenely hilarious! twitter.com/OddNMacabre/st…
NO YOU ARE! Thanks for the tears and the hashtags. twitter.com/spot23net/stat…
“Retrween” is clearly code for “retweeting like its halloween” @deirdresm
@LeFreniere Thx Henrik!
@geekyMary I get dropped all the time. Mostly from wifi.
“Dropping the Mic” is only cool if your baby’s name isn’t Michelle, Micha, Michaela, Michael, Michelin, or Microphone.
Beware, Greenland. It’s #WorldPenguinDay and they’re starting the takeover with you.
Thanx Al Necro! Puns can kill. @AlaricCabiling
LoveNLunchmeat Sorry I brought my adult coloring book to your intervention.
lurve_meh You look like the type of person who would need instructions for an adult coloring book.
mattZillaaaa Be the person you were born to be!!
-I shout as I continue coloring in my adult coloring book
Todd_Weiss Million dollar idea: an adult coloring book that’s already colored in, symbolizing the inevitable disappointment of adulthood
gamecox93 Now that I have an adult coloring book, most arguments with my 3 yr old are over fridge space.
livid, she sets the TV / atop Ray’s corpse / and madly slides / the disc in the drive // he’d never let her / watch her shows / on blu ray.
@mpschuster RIGHT ON!
Your roadmap to the totally non-ostentatious Arnzen Social Network michaelarnzen.com/#arnzen-social…
‘R’lyeh without galoshes!’ Love it… thanks James! @mothman1313
@mpschuster Matt — digging this latest design run! I challenge you to respond to the word “Blather” (mouths/tongues/dialogue/). Poss book.
New in The Popular Uncanny: The Whoppersign, the King and the Uncanny:… fb.me/34mz9Nnu7
‘verbs paper scissors’: paper covers rock/rock smashes scissors/scissors cut paper/cuts paper rocks/rocks cover cuts/smash cuts rock
@ShelleyAdina Totally! What a city…
EllenDatlow Congratulations to Kelly Link for being a Pulitzer Prize finalist. Fabulous news for a fabulous writer.
An Arnzen sampler. I had all these books in my bag for show and tell during a class visit yesterday… but forgot… fb.me/EySz99iT
Write horror? Sign up for our MFA at Seton Hill University- Writing Popular Fiction! Then you can take my… fb.me/11s3Elu0k
Why do we call them allergies. Shouldn’t they be somergies? I’m not sneezing because of everything.
Head, enter sand now. “A New Dark Age Looms” nyti.ms/26cjsvm
I’ve got a LOT going on at this year’s 2016 World Horror Convention, where I’m excited to be a special guest…. fb.me/2Kd8tTmXb
jayewells Re series: Waiting for an entire series to come out before buying the books can kill that series before it has a chance to get started.
And so I ordered it! [love all those 20thC horror classics at @Valancourt_B ooks. if u missed TOPLIN from Abyss, theyve reissued that too.]
Science again proves expressive writing’s truthtelling: “Cold And Lonely: Does Social Exclusion Literally Feel Cold? sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/…
Magazines: stop using pop-ups to convince me to turn off my ad blocker. Instead, convince your advertisers to support you in other ways.
@LuminousLuke The coffee is better than the view. Drink deeply and WRITE!
@SaraJane524 It is done. You are forgiven. — Mr. Lampy McLightbulb
Horror always lurks around the corner, a claw peeking around the edges of perception as it picks at it. fb.me/4AM9LgFxr
Doctors were startled to find the cause of this 24-year-old’s excruciating pain
wapo.st/1RSDPrr <- The Xifaxan Gut Guy?
#MakeAFilmHappy The Ravengers: Rave at Ultron’s.
Rock and roll! Will it be for sale at IKEA? ;-) twitter.com/lizargall/stat…
Please cover this song, Rammstein. @AuthorizedMusin
@postmodern101 lol. I guess so. IRS, yes. Editors, not so much. I’ve made a compromise though: smaller word count -> more time for tax work.
.@haplessrenov8r It’s like a financial leap year or something.
⚡️ “This hornet’s nest is the stuff of nightmares ”
@JasonJackMiller LOL. You’re right. It’s not really a choice, is it? One must make the $ before Unca Sammy chews off his piece.
#thewriterslife Hmm… the upcoming IRS deadline or the impending anthology submission deadline?
I love this book cover for 555 vol 1 - a massive collection of bizarro experiments and dangerous numerology (55… fb.me/86nFuhvUe
I only tag them like that when I gag, guffaw, or chuckle darkly. Which means you’re doing it RIGHT! Good, grim, dark, work @LuminousLuke
America Nytol. That is all.
The Winchester Mystery House Writers Retreat is still open to registrations for this August!… fb.me/7j89JOQxb
@SGJ72 Except the Star Wars bit, of course. lol
I believe that’s from first ep of season 2 of Better Call Saul. A mini-symbol of his rebel self after he’s hired by a “real” firm. @SGJ72
Tell your weirdest friends to act quick if you think they’d like to win this: instagram.com/p/BD3dS0qjqjY/