March 2017

Come to the Defilebrary. Arnzen. Reading. 4. Pm. Sat. Uniontown. Lie. Brair. Ree…. fb.me/3vqmxmypG

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Reminder: I’m bringing some humor and sick horror stories to Uniontown PA Library tmrw (Sat, 4/1, 4pm):..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…j8

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Public Service Annc: If you’re a Prime member, you can get $30 off a Kindle today! That’s a good deal: amzn.to/2nSiR3s via @amazon

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JCSasmor @MikeArnzen @DennisJerz Enjoy! via @NPR: ‘Nabokov’s Favorite Word Is Mauve’ Crunches The (Literary) Numbers n.pr/2o8fqXz

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heidirubymiller I interviewed @MikeArnzen on my YouTube channel ( Heidi Ruby Miller). Mike will be at Uniontown Public Library this..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Gl

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mayakanwal Good morning. Decided not to peek into today for milk pic.twitter.com/XN8RcGbq53

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Nice video interview — thanks for this, guys! See you at the “Humor in Writing” event! @JasonJackMiller..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…N6

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andiwithani Haunted Hollywood home of ‘Dracula’ legend Bela Lugosi for sale for $3 million
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heidirubymiller @MikeArnzen is the April guest for Uniontown Public Library Author Series. @Neubauers & Yum Yum Bagel Cafe are spon..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6T

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Everyone give @maximum_dan a round of applause — he just successfully defended a great dissertation on technohorror for @UCFTextsAndTech !

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Oh noooo! But let this poem/photo live on for infamy as testimony to its long life as a Fridge of the Damned. twitter.com/amandalovesbee…

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stephcd any publishers interested in my novella detailing forbidden romance between sunmaid woman and raisin bran sun pic.twitter.com/0cak2NF3x3

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We need more “Merry Cemeteries” — like these in Romania: dangerous-business.com/2012/07/merry-…

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I love this unofficial talking heads vid I stumbled on. “Who is It?” youtu.be/2M5Fp7DsH_8 via @YouTube fb.me/8D63OniRn

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Next Sat: 4/1, 4pm Uniontown Library! Reading and talk on “Humor in Writing.” Happy April Scary Imp’s Day…. fb.me/6m8sX48vj

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Don’t forget to register for StokerCon 2017 in Long Beach next month! horroruniv.org fb.me/7xJ9tTsGd

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Right on. This is the kind of thing that makes me grind my teeth in regret — wish I was at the this year…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Qu

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Another good report on why the NEA is a vital artery of American lifeblood that should not be cut. It’s not just cr..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5c

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Just filed complaints on pirates for one of my books pitching it on youtube. Scams. Writers, you should check youtube routinely for this.

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Wow even Huckabee agrees: A conservative plea for the National Endowment of the Arts
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Dissections: The Journal of Contemporary Horror has a facebook page — and the latest issue is out today! With… fb.me/3aXiTKbn5

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@BHodgeAuthor Love that idea! Next time I can scratch together enough to head back to the Northwest, I’ll let you know in advance! :-)

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A librarian, a florist and a yummy bagel schmearer walk into a bar…. Okay, it’s not going to be like that at all..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zK

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arnzen Coming Fall 17 to @setonhill university: “EL 250: Monstrosities”! We’ll study monster fiction, movies, more. Regist..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…de

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mayakanwal for this week pic.twitter.com/jrO7OXnSHR

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(A personal favorite)

“Hark!” he warned. But nobody listened. Well, technically, they heard him — they just didn’t know what “hark” meant. So they died.

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Well done, @BHodgeAuthor ! Look forward to getting that collection and catching up. twitter.com/BHodgeAuthor/s…

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Thanks @RDSPress! I’ll have copies of 100 Jolts, Gorelets Omnibus and the Fridge of the Damned () for sale a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zz

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audible_com Never before on audio! Pre-order @StephenKing’s bestseller narrated by James Franco today: adbl.co/TheDeadZone twitter.com/EW/status/8427…

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“The blood is the life, but more is the meat!”: ‘Murrmann: A Tale of Van Helsing’ .99c amzn.to/2n7LOrH via @amazon

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(A personal favorite)

every whisper is a test of death — / it’s your skull that speaks it, / air pushing nothing around its caverns / in empty mockery / of voice

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gerrycanavan 📷 not even once tmblr.co/Z-JE0w2JjqwpX

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“Scabby heads love not the comb.” — Scottish Proverb

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Study finds link between vivid thoughts of death and authenticity psypost.org/2017/02/study-… via @PsyPost

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Jennifer_deG Bernie Wrightson made monsters beautiful. pic.twitter.com/BCjtdr6ELQ

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pandamoonpub Attention Authors of dark fiction: is coming in May! Almost 30 agents/editors confirmed so far:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…a6

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Magic Sliding Star Box [Uncanny Valley CD box by @The_Perturbator ] flic.kr/p/RPuWEV

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Free Tickets for my upcoming April Fools talk on humor at Uniontown Public Library, Uniontown, PA fb.me/5SgfWnSn5

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The NEA sponsors programs to help the disabled, older adults, vets, and people in institutions, too. arts.gov/accessibility/…

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Just caught this — nice TEDx on light pollution and stargazing in ! @DianeTurnshek twitter.com/LCConnolly/sta…

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Powells “I read my eyes out and can’t read half enough. The more one reads the more one sees we have to read.” - John Adams pic.twitter.com/PFnFaI28dD

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DemetriMartin My car has a cup-shaped phone holder.

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@jayewells Damn — you will be missed! Congratulations on the Golden Stake nomination. Fingers crossed - but not in a warding off way…:-)

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DrLindseyFitz Decellularized “Ghost Heart” serves as a scaffold on which to grow a working heart from human stem cells. More info..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…S7

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heidirubymiller I wrote a sequel to a book and it’s available for preorder from @MeteorHouse! ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xx

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The full slate of panelists selected for “Children of the Night: The Vampire Across Popular Culture”… fb.me/41qAoVOnS

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Congrats @jayewells ! Planning a potential tour on Thursday for SHU alums — hope you’ll join us.

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Our friends at Neumann University English Program — including William Hamilton and SHU Alum Claudia Kovach —… fb.me/5VnUUIie4

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Vampires in Brazilian Pop Culture? Yes! Another exciting international panel at Seton Hill University’s upcoming… fb.me/6U0BTyvD8

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Announcing the special Seton Hill University- Writing Popular Fiction alumni panel at the Vampire Arts Festival!… fb.me/21RBUG5mh

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‘Vampiric Intertextuality’: An exciting international panel at Seton Hill U’s academic slate for the Vampire Arts… fb.me/1fGrb1yMw

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Woot! Jaye is a graduate of Seton Hill’s MFA program. There will be several in attendance at the Vampire Arts… fb.me/8H708YALw

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A Shining-related concert at the Stanley? Neat! Do it again! @LeftoverSalmon @BreckBrew twitter.com/LeftoverSalmon…

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DawnKeetley I just uploaded ‘Six Theses on Plant Horror from Plant Horror’ to @academia! academia.edu/31818844/Six_T…

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Happy Pi Day, Gerald and crew at the five-two. @CriPoWkly twitter.com/g_so/status/84…

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If you’re anywhere near Uniontown, PA, then you might enjoy this for April Fools Day (for realz): uniontownlib.org/author-series/

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stephfuqua Cool way to get microdonations! pic.twitter.com/m0XN9h9bAp

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RDSPress If you’re eligible to vote for the Bram Stoker awards please contact us to get free copies of BROTHEL and SNOWED. fb.me/6BhBadUg0

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heidirubymiller Honored to be included in this Best of Farmerphile collection from @MeteorHouse . You can pre-order on their site…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sP

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Sweet memes are made of these. :-) Thx for the cool pic @kayedacus! pic.twitter.com/P1QmMkcDya

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ScreamnGuitars Kid’s Amazing Cover of Metallica’s ‘Nothing Else Matters’ | goo.gl/SVpbUB | pic.twitter.com/7DLS06m1Q4

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Love this image of Jimmy Page signing prints of his classic portrait by Neal Preston (get yours here for 1K… fb.me/5db6HfHhA

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Curious about this Mystery Box?: @lineupweekly’s Creepy Crate shop.trycelery.com/page/58ae0608d…

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Related: Cathy Mulvany “Lessons from the Vampire Slayer” from our book Many Genres,One Craft : catherinemulvany.com/writersc_july2…

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Buffy is 20 years old? That’s nothing in vampire years. Kudos to @SarahMGellar Spike and crew.

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NASA_Astronauts Today we celebrate our @WomenNASA astronauts, even @AstroPeggy up in space!

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Buy all 3 albums [Audiovile expanded, Poedown w/ @JustAfterSunset and Bleu Man Group] & get 30% off at bandcamp: arnzen.bandcamp.com/album/attack-o…

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Proverbs for Monsters - the Bram Stoker Award-winning “best of Arnzen” collection - available in ebook amzn.to/2mFMSng via @amazon

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The Goreletter - my Bram Stoker Award-winning newsletter - free since 2002, invites you to subscribe! Archive: gorelets.com/repository/dok…

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Grave Markings - my Bram Stoker Award winning novel - available in 20th anniversary ebook/pbk amzn.to/2mYlktR via @amazon @RDSPress

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Freakcidents — my Bram Stoker Award winner in poetry — available now in ebook and audible editions : amzn.to/2neyGxT via @amazon

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Don’t miss the horror writing seminars at this year’s @StokerCon stokercon2017.org …. My workshop in the “squirm” returns!

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Recently binge-caught-up w/ — Psycho-logical depth - many layers deep. Uncanny allusions. Humor & grea..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…WU

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@BeverlyBambury I know! Only lost a few things, but had to reinstall all software. Mail and databases still iffy…but it feels good restart

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Grr…. still furiously ‘recovering’ my Windows system. Saved my docs but lost the weekend!

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The Continent of Lies (kindle ed) by the great sf humorist James Morrow is on sale today: amazon.com/gp/product/B00… via @amazon

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NicolePeeler This Saturday! I’m at the Uniontown Public Library for a free talk. I’ll be signing as well. xo..instagram.com/p/BRI7BmJhVAS/VU

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Selected poems from
The Nest appear in:

cover for The Gorelets Omnibus by Michael Arnzen