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One more and then I’m off…

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Suburbanhaiku @MecumHaiku right now if you’re into

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In the library / even the Survival Guide / is blood-stained, unread.

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Intestinal tract / knots around his mandible. / He tugs — both untie.

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An undead gourmet / fashions the brains on their stems / into lollipops.

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cranial fluid / is for him a dipping sauce — / a cappetizer

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I deploy decoys / and take aim when they choke on / the taxidermy.

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it’s not ironic / when the undead bangs your head / against the headboard

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It’s zombie mother / who attacks the nice lady / in the shower stall.

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The very last brain / was swallowed without fanfare — / thus, terror ended.

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How do they know that / comatose brains taste the best? / Something awakens.

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No history here. / All the dead alive at once — / eating memories.

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Bloated zombie ticks. / Their heads get under your skin. / Shoot them anyway!

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riding the coaster / zombies await down below / I throw up my arms

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eyes transfixed on me / grim features so determined — / spiders in his beard

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The crippled undead / are the saddest ones to shoot — / no misery left.

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The undead toddler / chews on a Kewpie doll’s head / like she’s still teething.

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Crazy cat lady / isn’t sure which of her hoard / is dead or alive.

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Milk means nothing now / to infants who crawl, undead — / seeking brain puree.

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remove the thermos / and you can squeeze a whole brain / inside the lunchbox

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undead slaughterhouse — / no longer grain-fed / the bovine graze on the brain

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zombie fist breaks earth / snow-covered boot slips his grasp — / ice fishing for brains

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head soft as grapefruit — / a tiny hand clutches out / between the crib rails

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Wait by the gravestones — / easier to pick them off / when their heads surface.

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Camp near the vultures. / They cry and swoop at dead meat: / a zombie alarm.

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My all day challenge continues till Midnight. Shambling room only. post.ly/3l7mX

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They do not like brains. / They just want to eat something. / That understands them.

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MecumHaiku Halloween is almost gone! Write me a before it’s too late!

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“Lobes Light”: zombies drink home brew / straight from the slippery tap / of esophagus

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trashcans at the curb / the lids like dining tray domes — / mother’s in the bags

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The stiffness of death / crackles worst in the jawline / — so close to deaf ears.

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Deep in the ocean / blue whales groan for brain tissue — / opera of the dead.

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richs_poems Flesh-eating virus / littlest zombie of them all / has no head to shoot

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I am not monster. / I am simply surviving — / much better than you.

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OhkaBaka Rock is for smashing / paper skin tears on dead bones / scissors through the skull

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unearthing the skull / worms in the sockets and soil / blind where eyes should be

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MecumHaiku by @GailSimone : Wake up to the sound / Of puppies being eaten / No more chewed slippers

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for @MecumHaiku: birthday party hats / spilling brains onto the floor — / look like ice cream cones

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More : “Undead at the Desk”: dead man resurrects — / fingers twitch on his keyboard / retweeting this post

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: We all still hunger — / even without tongues or throats — / we must feed the void

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Aim for the head, but / try not to look in their eyes — / might still be human.

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aligips intestines hanging / tendrils smear blood on asphalt / red, messy footprints

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I load my pistol. / Dad tells me “Aim for the head!” / But his chin will do.

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All Day Challenge — plus an audio bonus over on gorelets.com post.ly/3l7mX

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Here is the archive from Halloween, in case you missed yesterday’s live undead fun. fb.me/15YG9DI87

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“dolled up”: porcelain features / decay’s cosmetics of blue — / death’s been good to you #14

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MecumHaiku : The longer they’re out / they turn wet red to dry gray, / so I eat brains quick.

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All Day Challenge — plus an audio bonus over on gorelets.com post.ly/3l7mX via @MikeArnzen

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Left brain and right brain / go their separate ways, when sucked / through the eye sockets. Goodnight and Happy Halloween!

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Ran a contest in my class at today (see photo). The winner was @crossenguard..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2A

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For Halloween, follow @MecumHaiku and read/contribute to the hashtag. Get his new “Dawn of” book, too: amazon.com/gp/product/144…

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beneath the water / some dead awaken / and flail slow / like ocean flora / held fast to the coral / of their concrete shoes

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Follow @MecumHaiku author of and buy his new book, Dawn of Zombie Haiku! I enjoyed the daylong instigation gorelets.com/tweetnest/

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I’ll be posting all day as a personal challenge. When I’m not otherwise making sacrifices to the Many Tentacled Pan Goat God.

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BTW: I am not writing all day to enter @MecumHaiku’s contest — I am disqualified for actually being undead. YOU should enter!

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Write me a haiku before you go watch . Get yer contest entry in at http://gorelets.com/blog or just write a here

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@tanyatwombly Please add the hashtag to your poems so the rest of the world can have their brains melted by your weirdness.

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RT @MecumHaiku “Happy Day!” <- to celebrate both Ryan’s new book and the holiday, I’m tweeting a marathon of these. Join in.

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Track my challenge for the entire day at: gorelets.com/tweetnest/2011… Still going till I drop tonight. At least one an hour.

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I like the illos that go with the at @haikuofthedead haikuofthedead.com Fans of this need to read the work of @MecumHaiku

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: His gray hand / swiped my shoulder / and came right off / at the wrist. / I escaped / but that shade of gray / stays with me.

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MecumHaiku ZOMBIE HAIKU CONTEST! Tag your gross poem w/ . Winner, picked on the 31st, gets a signed copy of my latest zombie book. Retweet!

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Selected poems from
The Nest appear in:

cover for The Gorelets Omnibus by Michael Arnzen