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+ | Arnzen' | ||
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+ | http:// | ||
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+ | +++ Vol. 2 #2, Oct. 14, 2003 +++ | ||
+ | |||
+ | **Halloween Fantasies** | ||
+ | |||
+ | ---- | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====BLATHER==== | ||
+ | Blather. Wince. Repeat. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Arnzen' | ||
+ | |||
+ | + I will show up at the neighbor' | ||
+ | doorstep dressed as Old Gepetto, the | ||
+ | marionette maker. I'll have a white | ||
+ | beard and square eyeglasses and I'll | ||
+ | smoke a corn cob pipe. And I'll have | ||
+ | one kid's body impaled on each hand. | ||
+ | One I will dress in a Pinocchio | ||
+ | costume, the other one I won't, but no | ||
+ | one will be able to tell the difference, | ||
+ | since it's Halloween! Woo-hoo! | ||
+ | |||
+ | + When the late night teens come | ||
+ | trouncing to my door, I'll say " | ||
+ | as I open it in a huff. When the kids | ||
+ | reach into my large candy bowl and | ||
+ | pull out the fistful of maggots that were | ||
+ | squirming inside the Snickers bar | ||
+ | wrappers, I will shrug and say, " | ||
+ | MY fault. I've been waiting for you to | ||
+ | come all year! Now make sure you | ||
+ | take it ALL this time...." | ||
+ | |||
+ | + Wearing my devil' | ||
+ | lurk behind clusters of kiddies at the | ||
+ | neighbor' | ||
+ | chaperone. When the homeowner | ||
+ | shuts the door I will chase the children | ||
+ | with my pitchfork and then later return | ||
+ | to my initial location when the next | ||
+ | unsupervised group arrives for candy. | ||
+ | I will do this same routine at the same | ||
+ | house time and again until they realize | ||
+ | that the devil is waiting at their | ||
+ | doorstep and they refuse to answer the | ||
+ | door anymore. | ||
+ | |||
+ | + The pumpkins by my door will not | ||
+ | only be human heads spray-painted | ||
+ | orange, they will also be clean shaven, | ||
+ | gutted, and reshaped into Michael | ||
+ | Jackson' | ||
+ | I'm talking real Jacko Lanterns. And I | ||
+ | will enjoy smashing them in the streets | ||
+ | the following day. | ||
+ | |||
+ | + I will dress up like a dentist and | ||
+ | wield my portable drill as I go trick-or- | ||
+ | treating for molars. When people open | ||
+ | their door and see me drilling into the | ||
+ | mouth of little Frankenstein I'll grin at | ||
+ | them with perfect teeth and say "Keep | ||
+ | 'em coming, People!" | ||
+ | struggling monsters away, shouting | ||
+ | "Now rinse, fat boy!" The only one I | ||
+ | might spare is the Tooth Fairy, but only | ||
+ | if she's doing her job. | ||
+ | |||
+ | + While attending the local Haunted | ||
+ | House amusement, I will break away | ||
+ | from my group and hide in an | ||
+ | unsuspecting corner overnight. I won't | ||
+ | scare the customers; I will simply | ||
+ | record their screams with my portable | ||
+ | cassette deck. When the first worker | ||
+ | comes to open shop the following day, | ||
+ | I will be waiting behind the door, one | ||
+ | hand pressing PLAY, the other | ||
+ | unsheathing my survival knife. Houses | ||
+ | can be haunted by daylight, too, | ||
+ | dammit. | ||
+ | |||
+ | + I have planned the very best parlor | ||
+ | games for my Halloween party. We will | ||
+ | go bobbing for Adam's apples and play | ||
+ | pin the tail on the kids sewn up in the | ||
+ | donkey costume. And I bake the | ||
+ | //best// Plumpkid Pie! | ||
+ | |||
+ | + I will creep up on every video rental | ||
+ | clerk in town, donning my Michael | ||
+ | Myers mask and machete. When they | ||
+ | turn and seem me leering at them, | ||
+ | they' | ||
+ | Halloween Part 10"? If they look it up | ||
+ | on their computers and then make a | ||
+ | puzzled face and say "No, I don't think | ||
+ | that one's out yet," I will turn to the | ||
+ | surveillance cameras and say, "It is | ||
+ | now!" and then lop their heads off. If | ||
+ | they make a face at me and say | ||
+ | "There //is// no Part 10, dude," I will | ||
+ | nod and spare them for knowing their | ||
+ | job. But I reserve the right to take a | ||
+ | finger or two off, depending on how | ||
+ | much attitude they give me. | ||
+ | |||
+ | + When I answer the door and the | ||
+ | kids sing "Trick or treat/Smell my | ||
+ | feet/Give me something good to eat," I | ||
+ | will obey their command. I will drop | ||
+ | right down on my knees, inhaling the | ||
+ | odor of their dirty little feet with the | ||
+ | wanton abandon of the pump fetishist, | ||
+ | crying "Eat me, Master...eat me!" | ||
+ | |||
+ | + At the hospital on Halloween night, I | ||
+ | will go door to door in the coma ward | ||
+ | dressed as the Grim Reaper. When | ||
+ | security comes down the hall to arrest | ||
+ | me, I will take the poisons I carry with | ||
+ | me and fall into a coma myself. I'll | ||
+ | have already stitched the scythe and | ||
+ | robe right into my very own flesh, so | ||
+ | they won't be able to remove them. I'll | ||
+ | have burned my face back to a skeletal | ||
+ | sneer and my hands and ankles will be | ||
+ | stripped of all flesh. It won't be so easy | ||
+ | to get rid of old Grim. Seeing my | ||
+ | comatose form on gurney will give | ||
+ | every fatally ill person hope. Hell, my | ||
+ | trick might even save them. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====ONLINE GIZMO OF THE MONTH==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | "Stare Down Sally" | ||
+ | |||
+ | Remember those staring matches from | ||
+ | childhood? The ones where you'd | ||
+ | stare at someone until your eyes | ||
+ | watered, seeing who would blink first? | ||
+ | Think you were good at it? Gutsy | ||
+ | enough to risk astigmatism? | ||
+ | dare you to Stare Down Sally! | ||
+ | |||
+ | http:// | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====INSTIGATION: | ||
+ | |||
+ | + Carve something unrelated to | ||
+ | Halloween into a kind of Jack | ||
+ | O' | ||
+ | |||
+ | + Play "eyes, ears, nose, and throat": | ||
+ | put one of these organs in a place | ||
+ | where it doesn' | ||
+ | |||
+ | + Go to a local " | ||
+ | browse the tools, appliances, and | ||
+ | furnishings. Choose an interesting | ||
+ | object. Rent it if you've got money to | ||
+ | squander; if not, remember it's details. | ||
+ | Later, write a piece that pretends that | ||
+ | your chosen object was possessed in | ||
+ | some way. | ||
+ | |||
+ | *** | ||
+ | Instigation is now a WEEKLY | ||
+ | department in Hellnotes newsletter: | ||
+ | http:// | ||
+ | |||
+ | If you publish something instigated by | ||
+ | this department, let me know at | ||
+ | arnzen@gorelets.com and I'll mention | ||
+ | it here! Or if you're bold (and willing to | ||
+ | forfeit electronic rights), post your | ||
+ | response to a prompt at the new | ||
+ | Goreletter weblog by clicking on the | ||
+ | word " | ||
+ | " | ||
+ | |||
+ | < | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====NOT DEAD YET: PRINT REVIEWS==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Unspeakable Limericks | ||
+ | |||
+ | I received my contributor' | ||
+ | chapbook called Unspeakable | ||
+ | Limericks last week, and I enjoyed it so | ||
+ | much I thought I'd pass word along | ||
+ | here. The editors -- Tyree Campbell | ||
+ | and L.A. Story Houry -- really take this | ||
+ | humorous form of poetry seriously, as | ||
+ | their introduction to the book attests | ||
+ | (and as I know from experience, as | ||
+ | they painstakingly worked with me to | ||
+ | edit my own poem in the book, "Crazy | ||
+ | Biology," | ||
+ | Houry mean serious business with this | ||
+ | silly form, and the results are | ||
+ | unanimously good: the limericks are | ||
+ | hilarious and masterful. The | ||
+ | " | ||
+ | misnomer -- you're destined to find | ||
+ | yourself reading the poems out loud to | ||
+ | your self and your friends, marveling | ||
+ | over their wit. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Though not all are as dirty, bawdy, | ||
+ | naughty or grotesque as its | ||
+ | " | ||
+ | every poem has that sideways grin you | ||
+ | expect from a good limerick. Most have | ||
+ | the formal meter and punch-line timing | ||
+ | you'd expect, while others push the | ||
+ | boundaries of the pattern a little bit, | ||
+ | keeping the book from falling into a rut | ||
+ | of mind-numbing redundancy. But it's | ||
+ | not as bizarre as it advertises and I | ||
+ | would rate the book PG-13 if it were a | ||
+ | film. That rating does not damn this | ||
+ | book; in fact, I think Unspeakable | ||
+ | Limericks is doing many things right, | ||
+ | including holding back from being too | ||
+ | excessive with sex and violence and | ||
+ | scatology. | ||
+ | |||
+ | One of the distinguishing features of | ||
+ | the collection is the genre focus, as | ||
+ | each poem falls within the speculative | ||
+ | genres of science fiction, fantasy, or | ||
+ | horror. This makes the collection feel | ||
+ | like collegial light fun. The chapbook | ||
+ | contains 37 poems and includes some | ||
+ | familiar names from the genre press. | ||
+ | Bruce Boston contributes some of the | ||
+ | most scientific sounding limericks ("a | ||
+ | google decided to engage in sex/while | ||
+ | all of its aughts were still convex..." | ||
+ | while Marcie Tentchoff delivers high | ||
+ | fantasy at its most notoriously inventive | ||
+ | ("once boastfully proud of his scars/the | ||
+ | elf-hunting orc chief Thr' | ||
+ | Alice Henderson tosses in some very | ||
+ | strong genre blends that are truly | ||
+ | horrific ("I clawed at the airlock in | ||
+ | vain/as the larvae crawled into my | ||
+ | brain..." | ||
+ | Cathy Buburuz, Stephen D. Rogers, | ||
+ | Ann K. Schwader, Shannon Riley, P. | ||
+ | Andrew Miller, Terrie Relf, Lee Clarke | ||
+ | Zumpe, Kevin Hayes, and many more. | ||
+ | |||
+ | The book is well arranged and filled | ||
+ | with enough variety of form and genre | ||
+ | to sustain a straight read all the way | ||
+ | through. Although I don't think the | ||
+ | cover matches the content, the | ||
+ | production value is pretty strong for a | ||
+ | chapbook of this ilk. There are many | ||
+ | fantastic illustrations by Teri Santitoro | ||
+ | (some in color!) both inside and out, | ||
+ | and the book features fine paper | ||
+ | interiors. Limericks are a form you | ||
+ | either love or hate, but I think this 27 | ||
+ | page book -- an homage to Isaac | ||
+ | Asimov' | ||
+ | both charm and satisfy you, whether | ||
+ | you're a fan of poetry or not. Available | ||
+ | for $9 from Sam's Dot Publishing: | ||
+ | |||
+ | http:// | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====WEIRD SITES OF THE MONTH==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Blasphemer or Not? | ||
+ | |||
+ | Holy Ghosts: | ||
+ | < | ||
+ | |||
+ | Holy Rollers: | ||
+ | http:// | ||
+ | |||
+ | Strange Acts 17:30: | ||
+ | http:// | ||
+ | |||
+ | Combatting Halloween Heathens: | ||
+ | http:// | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====GORELETS: | ||
+ | |||
+ | Pop-o-matic Trouble | ||
+ | |||
+ | we palm punch soft spot\\ | ||
+ | and when the eyes roll back\\ | ||
+ | they point at the bony place\\ | ||
+ | to move our sick little pieces\\ | ||
+ | scored with death black divots\\ | ||
+ | and still we count out loud\\ | ||
+ | each move around this spiral-bent\\ | ||
+ | spinal cord runway till we get\\ | ||
+ | bored with playing games\\ | ||
+ | and put away such childish toys\\ | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====ARNZEN NEWS==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | + NEW FICTION COLLECTION | ||
+ | |||
+ | I am happy to announce that I've | ||
+ | contracted with a bold newcomer -- | ||
+ | Raw Dog Screaming Press -- to | ||
+ | publish my flash fiction collection, 100 | ||
+ | Jolts: Shockingly Short Stories, in trade | ||
+ | paperback and ebook this coming | ||
+ | Spring. As you might guess, this book | ||
+ | actually contains one hundred short- | ||
+ | short horror stories. Sound like enough | ||
+ | bang for your buck? It's scheduled for | ||
+ | release at World Horror Convention | ||
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+ | |||
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+ | |||
+ | + COOL BADNESS | ||
+ | |||
+ | Gorelets.com was SciFi.Com' | ||
+ | Pick of the Web" from Sept 25th-30th! | ||
+ | |||
+ | < | ||
+ | |||
+ | My parody of Martha Stewart, DYING, | ||
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+ | |||
+ | < | ||
+ | |||
+ | A new interview with Arnzen for The | ||
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+ | Horror" | ||
+ | from the upcoming book, 100 Jolts! | ||
+ | |||
+ | http:// | ||
+ | |||
+ | + SPORTUARY UPDATE | ||
+ | |||
+ | The publisher of my sports-related | ||
+ | horror poetry e-book, CyberPulp, has | ||
+ | encountered unforeseen delays, but | ||
+ | promises me that the title will be | ||
+ | available before Halloween. Keep your | ||
+ | eyes on the preview page for updates: | ||
+ | |||
+ | < | ||
+ | |||
+ | + FREAKCIDENTS UPDATE | ||
+ | |||
+ | I know many you have been waiting for | ||
+ | this one. So have I. If Dark Vesper | ||
+ | Publishing does not produce | ||
+ | Freakcidents by October 19th (five days | ||
+ | from the day I write this), then my | ||
+ | contractual obligation to them ceases | ||
+ | and I will turn to another company who | ||
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+ | order but uncertain? Don't fret! Order | ||
+ | this book through Shocklines.com and | ||
+ | you won't be charged a dime until the | ||
+ | book ships to your door. This collection | ||
+ | of poetry about mutants is one of my | ||
+ | personal favorites, and reviewers who | ||
+ | have read advanced copies have just | ||
+ | loved it. So I still have high hopes for | ||
+ | Freakcidents and I thank those of you | ||
+ | who have been waiting for it for your | ||
+ | patience. | ||
+ | |||
+ | < | ||
+ | |||
+ | + OCTOBER RUSHES AT YOU | ||
+ | |||
+ | Dark poetry fans might be in the mood | ||
+ | for a neat new media collection that I'm | ||
+ | in, called October Rush. It includes a | ||
+ | favorite poem of mine, "Death Shroud | ||
+ | Fashion Show" | ||
+ | work with Kurt Newton...and tons of | ||
+ | poems by some talented writers! | ||
+ | Available FREE at: | ||
+ | |||
+ | < | ||
+ | |||
+ | + THE ARNZEN SEMINARS | ||
+ | |||
+ | What are "The Arnzen Seminars"? | ||
+ | as weird as you think. A new series of | ||
+ | occasional columns on writing for Gila | ||
+ | Queen' | ||
+ | writer you should check out this trade | ||
+ | magazine! | ||
+ | |||
+ | http:// | ||
+ | |||
+ | + NOT DEAD YET | ||
+ | |||
+ | Caution: I'll be removing the offer for | ||
+ | signed copies of DYING from the front | ||
+ | of gorelets.com within the month. So if | ||
+ | you want one, now's the time to order. | ||
+ | |||
+ | + I'M STOKED! | ||
+ | |||
+ | Thanks to every HWA member reading | ||
+ | this who has nominated The Goreletter | ||
+ | for the Bram Stoker Award in | ||
+ | " | ||
+ | newsletter currently tops the Stoker | ||
+ | charts with the most recommendations! | ||
+ | But it's early in the game... | ||
+ | |||
+ | http:// | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====OUR ODD TRIPLE FEATURE==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | "Weird Wilford Brimley" | ||
+ | |||
+ | For your next movie night, rent:\\ | ||
+ | The Thing (1982)\\ | ||
+ | The Firm (1993)\\ | ||
+ | Progeny (1999)\\ | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====DATA + ERRATA==== | ||
+ | |||
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