Posted inArnzen News

Interviews Recently Posted

"The Amityville Horror (Writer)" -- Stephen M. Wilson's interview with me as featured poet from last season's premiere issue of Doorways magazine -- has just been republished online, on Wilson's weblog. I also just wrapped up a meaty interview with Raw Dog Screaming Press about the production of Audiovile to appear in their reader newsletter. To catch it, you'll need to fill out the subscription form here pretty soon: RDSP Mailing List. (They sometimes have special offers for subscribers, so it's a good one to join -- the mailings are very infrequent). More interviews with me can be found at…
July 21, 2007Posted inArnzen News
Posted inData+Errata

Goreletter 4.04 Mailed / Corrections

The Goreletter Vol. 4 #4, with the title "BLUGH!" was mailed to subscribers on 7/18/2007. It contains extra material not available here on the weblog version, including two subscriber-only contests! If you subscribe and did not receive this issue, e-mail me for a replacement or review the archives at gorelets.com. Subscribe today...it's painless, fun and free! (Well...probably not completely pain-free). -- Mike Arnzen
July 18, 2007Posted inData+Errata
Posted inBlather

13 Furnishings You’ll NEVER Find at IKEA

BAGEMUP Mob Hit Throw Rug with Latex Backing GNUCKS Knucklebone Beaded Curtain HOOGAFLOOF Neck Pillow Stuffed with Ukrainian Owl Eyes NOZZOIKS Teflon Glove for Throwing Electric Chair Switches JYMJONZ Paper Cup Dispenser SMEGMAR Bordello Mattress Liner STYNXEE Swedish Pine Urinal Disc SLAZISUZI Saw Blade Turntable Appetizer Tray BRANZ Chrome Cannibal Serving Bowl with Designer Drip Saucer OFFTAPOTTER Stuffed Otter's Head Toilet Brush LILCOUGHIN Children's Storage Unit BETIPAJ Beechwood Rotating Whip Rack with Emergency First Aid Kit BLUGH: Envelope Moistener/Spittoon *** Related Reading The Store: http://www.ikea.com The IKEA Name Generator: http://www.minimarketing.it/ikea_gen.htm Where IKEA Gets the Names: http://tinyurl.com/2lx9ga and http://tinyurl.com/ob5v The IKEA…
July 18, 2007Posted inBlather