HAIKRUEL CONTEST RESULTS

I received many excellent entries for the Goreletter's "Mess Up My Fridge" contest last month. Now my refrigerator is truly damned. So many strange entries came in that I couldn't just pick one winner...but FOUR, which all tied for first place. For prizes, everyone received a free Arnzen poetry book -- and anyone who entered was e-mailed a free Bitpasss for access to The Sickolodeon, just for playing! Below are the winning entries. Didn't win? Eager for more? The "review race" contest for Play Dead is still on! Be among the first subscribers to post a "customer review" of my…