CONTEST: Mash Your Own Monsters

To celebrate the 3rd Volume of the The Goreletter (launched today), I'm hosting a new contest. You must subscribe to the e-mail newsletter edition of The Goreletter to participate. No big whoop...give it a try! Invent a wacky Monster Mash, based on characters from actual horror films -- not books or videogames. Give it a title and a slugline...even include a brief summary of the plot, if you like (keep it under 50 words please). Send only one. I'll publish all submissions in the next issue of The Goreletter -- and give my top two favorites (subjectively chosen) free prizes!…

"We look at death through the cheap-glazed windows of the flesh, and believe him the monster which the flawed and cracked glass represents him." -- James Russell Lowell (died 1891)

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