Posted inGorelets: Unpleasant Poems

Goldfisher

borrowing from Bond he brings home the bloated baggie and scoops out blissful killifish, dropping one after the other into his plastic aquarium: the translucent bucket of gold paint these goldfish never swim, and his net is clotted from skimming them back out so often, but he knows he will find the right species eventually -- there are tens of thousands and if he knows his evolution, then only the fittest will survive
March 9, 2013Posted inGorelets: Unpleasant Poems
Posted inArnzen News

The Fridge of the Damned Gallery

The Fridge of the Damned is currently landing in backer mailboxes everywhere, and people are having a blast with the weird horror poetry magnets, and sharing their photos online. If you're one of them, I invite you to email me a shot or post a link to one to contribute a photo to the Fridge of the Damned gallery on Flickr. People are also sharing shots on twitter with hashtag #TFOTD. I love what I've seen so far! The Fridge of the Damned is now offered for sale for $12 each by Raw Dog Screaming Press, while supplies last.
March 8, 2013Posted inArnzen News
Posted inArnzen News

Fridge of the Damned: Get Yours! Share Yours!

As I've reported over the past month, we successfully funded the production of The Fridge of the Damned at the end of January through a great Kickstarter campaign, and rewards to backers are being distributed as I type, including all the awesomely weird horror poetry magnets in a despicable tin set.  You can order a set if you didn't get one through the kickstarter campaign, now, too! If you make a cool poem with the FotD, please take a photo and share it (or a link to it) with me via comment below or email.  I will post it to…
March 4, 2013Posted inArnzen News
Posted inSaturday Morning Cartoons

Visdum Tooten: En Film Boot Don Hertzfeldt

This morning's cereal is "Wisdom Teeth," a handcrafted work of disturbing brilliance on the absurdity of the body and the insanity of pain, brought to you by the wonderfully deranged animator Don Hertzfeldt. You must visit him at bitterfilms.com -- where you can pick up DVDs of his selected works over the past decade. His most recent work is the "Bill" trilogy, aka It's Such a Beautiful Day -- a haunting work of existentialism can't recommend enough. And for a limited time, he is currently screening his brilliant, must-see 2005 film, The Meaning of Life in HD on Youtube. Don't…
March 2, 2013Posted inSaturday Morning Cartoons
Posted inAmbulations

Fridge of the Damned: Production Complete!

Thanks to the support of so many generous readers, our successful project on kickstarter has brought something new into this world. Perhaps something sinister and terrifying, as well. The Fridge of the Damned magnetic word tile set! These "poetry magnets" have been manufactured by US Magnetix and all 210 pounds of them have been delivered to my publisher, Raw Dog Screaming Press, who will be working with Nathan Rosen at microhorror.com to distribute these and the myriad rewards that are going out in the first few weeks of March in appreciation to those who helped fund this project. (You might…
February 27, 2013Posted inAmbulations