Tiny Michael Myers

He skins action figures for his masks and stalks the model railroad village weilding his deadly pushpin every Halloween until Giant Michael Myers tosses him aside, bored, leaving him fallen paralyzed on the tracks for an eternity of waiting in suspense for the train that never comes -- his tiny imagination a cruel justice worse than a thousand thousand carnage-ridden runovers

ALL CHOCOLATE IS CHOCULA

all chocolate is Chocula -- it seduces with its riches, wraps your desire in the cape of your mouth, and invites the sink of teeth. we never bite gently; we always suck it to vapor, feeding on its potency until we are left only with the empty pang for more and more and more. we are undead with diabetes, obese with our obsession, unquietly unquenched while we dwell upon the mortality of the melt.

Head Games

The mounted head begins to speak: you know, I like it better this way, I feel more like myself, no body to worry about anymore, just me alone with my thoughts, and there's time to talk to you without the distractions of yada yada yada I know dear and I prefer it, too, I say, putting on my boxing gloves. Now remind me, where did you store the tongs?