"After being struck on the head by an axe, it is a positive pleasure to be beaten about the body with a wooden club." -- Anonymous (Chinese Proverb)

Perspective

"Time rushes towards us with its hospital tray of infinitely varied narcotics, even while it is preparing us for its inevitably fatal operation." -- Tennessee Williams (died 1983)

The Nurse Wears Black

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent." -- R.D. Laing (died 1989)

The Gift of Life

"Never attempt to murder a man who is committing suicide." -- Woodrow T. Wilson (died 1924)

ESPECIALLY IF IT’S YOUR REFLECTION

"The consumer's side of the coffin lid is never ostentatious." -- Stanislaw J. Lec (died 1966)

The True Value of Interior Decor