This department from The Goreletter collects quotable quotes of the damned.
"After being struck on the head by an axe, it is a positive pleasure to be beaten about the body with a wooden club."
-- Anonymous (Chinese Proverb)
Perspective
"Time rushes towards us with its hospital tray of infinitely varied narcotics, even while it is preparing us for its inevitably fatal operation."
-- Tennessee Williams (died 1983)
The Nurse Wears Black
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."
-- R.D. Laing (died 1989)
The Gift of Life
"Never attempt to murder a man who is committing suicide."
-- Woodrow T. Wilson (died 1924)
ESPECIALLY IF IT’S YOUR REFLECTION
"The consumer's side of the coffin lid is never ostentatious."
-- Stanislaw J. Lec (died 1966)