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Milking the Cereal

Posted by By Michael Arnzen December 24, 2011Posted inData+Errata

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In this story…

I will train you in how to properly engage in the morning cereal-eating ritual. 

Read: “Milking the Cereal”

in my new journal on cowbird.com

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