Strange Visitors Winners

Winning entries have been received for the “Strange Visitors” contest, which is now officially closed. But the “Review Race” contest is still wide open!

In the “Strange Visitor” contest, I asked subscribers to guess which of the following oddball phrases were NOT entered into search engines to find my website, according to my host provider:

nude pyre
moldy heart
animated suicide
open caskets
girl on crutches
she is now a mannequin
softness of swelling brain
dead moldy monkey cheese
hot zombie love nest
once my friend pooped herself at school
poems about sick babies
splitting the brain

(Weird, I know.) The answer was “hot zombie love nest,” which I made up. Our winners are subscribers Tracy Mowdy (who was the FIRST to respond at all) and Dean M. Watts in second place. Tracy wins a signed copy of 100 Jolts; Dean gets a gift certificate to bitpass.com.

UPDATE, 5/26: I’m writing poems based on the titles in the list above (striking them through as I complete them)…see the Weblog Exclusive department for them.