Posted inGorelets: Unpleasant Poems

Tiny Michael Myers

He skins action figures for his masks and stalks the model railroad village weilding his deadly pushpin every Halloween until Giant Michael Myers tosses him aside, bored, leaving him fallen paralyzed on the tracks for an eternity of waiting in suspense for the train that never comes -- his tiny imagination a cruel justice worse than a thousand thousand carnage-ridden runovers
November 6, 2009Posted inGorelets: Unpleasant Poems
Posted inWeblog Exclusive

Brian Keene Must Die

Horror author Brian Keene is being massacred today by writers across the globe...fictionally, of course, and in the name of drumming up donations to the Shirley Jackson Award society. Here's my unsolicited and wholly unwarranted contribution, written impulsively just a few moments ago, because I like Brian and I like the Shirley Jackson Awards. Be sure to click over to Keene's website, where there are plenty of entertaining alternatives by numerous twisted writers. All in good fun! BRIAN KEENE MUST DIE "And then his face caved in." Brian Keene leaned back in his rickety old chair and evaluated the sentence.…
November 2, 2009Posted inWeblog Exclusive
Posted inInstigation Weblog Exclusive

Twisted Prompts for NaNoWriMo Writers

NaNoWriMo -- aka National Novel Writing Month -- launched today (and I have a suspicion that Starbucks' stock will, too)! Since I know that a lot of writers follow this blog, I thought it might be cool if I shared some "Instigation" prompts just for novelists who are speeding through a caffeinated session of binge writing but hitting roadblocks along the way. These prompts are intended to help you get over those hurdles more than just help you get started -- but whatever they do, I hope they instigate you to take your book in a weirder direction than you…
November 1, 2009Posted inInstigation, Weblog Exclusive
Posted inData+Errata

Feedback Wanted

A plea: If you enjoyed the latest issue of The Goreletter, please post feedback in the forum I opened up at Amazon to help me spread the word. I'm always eager to hear what people think, and I appreciate concrete tips for future issues. It will land you an entry in the latest contest and perhaps a freebie for being the first of thirty entries! If you're not on amazon.com, you can leave a comment here on the blog too, of course, (but to be fair to all I can't give a contest entry for it). If you don't know…
November 1, 2009Posted inData+Errata
Posted inData+Errata

Goreletter 6.01 Mailed

The Goreletter Vol. 6, #1 was e-mailed to subscribers on Halloween, 31 October 2009 @ 9:30pm est. It contains extra material not available here on the weblog version, including a great contest to win some very RARE Arnzen-related collector's items, and a chance to get a signed numbered bookplate. If you subscribe and did not receive this issue, e-mail me for a replacement or review the archives at gorelets.com. Subscribe today...it's free and you can always unsubscribe if it terrorizes you too much. Issues are mailed only a few times per year, so your inbox won't suffocate. And remember: all…
October 31, 2009Posted inData+Errata