Fanime Fiction’s Fecal Fixation

“The monster’s skin began to crumple, the pale gray color turning into a sickening olive green that had a mustard tint to it. It reminded Sailormoon of animal droppings, though she wasn’t sure if there even was a kind of animal with droppings as gross as the color of the monster’s skin.”
“John” on SailorMoon

“Slowly levitating above the wave of fur so as not to hurt animals, Goku appeared next to the Ouji with a gopher on his head. “Guess what Vegita?” he said happily, a large grin on his feces covered face. “I made a new friend!” he pointed at the gopher, “His name is Bob! Bob likes french fries! He names them Skippy!”
“Mika” on DragonBallZ