FREAKCIDENTS: Free on Election Day 2016!

The presidential campaigns this year have been something of a freaking circus and a nutty free-for-all. So I've decided to make my book, Freakcidents, free on Election Day to all you nutty Americans. Just head on over to amazon.com to download the kindle version of this Bram Stoker Award-winning horror poetry collection anytime on November 8th, 2016. Aside from a new president, you'll get thirty disturbing mutants for the price of air. Get your copy now! But promise you'll do me just one favor in return: VOTE! Offer is for one day only and ends at midnight (PST), when the…