13 Furnishings You’ll NEVER Find at IKEA

BAGEMUP
Mob Hit Throw Rug with Latex Backing

GNUCKS
Knucklebone Beaded Curtain

HOOGAFLOOF
Neck Pillow Stuffed with Ukrainian Owl Eyes

NOZZOIKS
Teflon Glove for Throwing Electric Chair Switches

JYMJONZ
Paper Cup Dispenser

SMEGMAR
Bordello Mattress Liner

STYNXEE
Swedish Pine Urinal Disc

SLAZISUZI
Saw Blade Turntable Appetizer Tray

BRANZ
Chrome Cannibal Serving Bowl with Designer Drip Saucer

OFFTAPOTTER
Stuffed Otter’s Head Toilet Brush

LILCOUGHIN
Children’s Storage Unit

BETIPAJ
Beechwood Rotating Whip Rack with Emergency First Aid Kit

BLUGH:
Envelope Moistener/Spittoon

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Related Reading
The Store: http://www.ikea.com
The IKEA Name Generator: http://www.minimarketing.it/ikea_gen.htm
Where IKEA Gets the Names: http://tinyurl.com/2lx9ga and http://tinyurl.com/ob5v
The IKEA Game: http://www.iamcal.com/games/ikea/
How to Survive IKEA by Matthew Baldwin: http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/how_to/the_nonexpert_ikea.php