Squeegie Off the Gore

Congratulations to subscribers Leila Eadie and Jill Roberts, for winning the "Giant Monster Battle" contest from the last issue. Combining guts, intellect, and luck, they both slayed the blob that could not be stopped, Geoblie, and won free "Bitpasses" for any of the content featured at bitpass.com. I've left the "battle" game page online if you want to play with Geoblie's flaccid corpse. Prod carefully!

"The living is a species of the dead; and not a very attractive one." -- Friedrich Nietzsche (died 1900)

Today’s Science Lesson

New Blog/RSS Version

Beginning with the second volume, The Goreletter will also be made available as a "blog" (a.k.a. "weblog") for the purposes of generating an RSS Syndicated Newsfeed. RSS allows readers to get the newsletter "fed" to them without having to use e-mail; it allows newsletter publishers to circumvent spam filters and "bounces" that occur when subscribers mailboxes are full and so forth. One article I read by online journalism guru Steve Outing claims that up to 38% of all newsletters never make it to their subscribers because of problems with e-mail systems. I want readers to have as many options as…

"People always think that a man commits suicide for a reason. But he may very well commit suicide for two reasons." -- Albert Camus (died 1960)

It Takes Two