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Grim Henzen Productions

Wormit the Legless Frog Everybody's lovable green buddy crawls back from the grave on his two lanky arms, his backside grotesquely tapered much like the tadpole he once was. He haunts the parking lots of French restaurants...and in his nasal-congested voice cries out for "leggggsss!" He leaves a snotty trail behind him. He is frequently run over by cars. Googee Monster He chaotically throws fistfuls of cookies into his mouth, munching wildly, growling "Gooooogeeee." Sometimes you can see his razor-sharp teeth cutting into his own bloody gums. And sometimes you see human fingers jumbling in the mouth fuzz, and they're…
March 9, 2008Posted inBlather
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13 Furnishings You’ll NEVER Find at IKEA

BAGEMUP Mob Hit Throw Rug with Latex Backing GNUCKS Knucklebone Beaded Curtain HOOGAFLOOF Neck Pillow Stuffed with Ukrainian Owl Eyes NOZZOIKS Teflon Glove for Throwing Electric Chair Switches JYMJONZ Paper Cup Dispenser SMEGMAR Bordello Mattress Liner STYNXEE Swedish Pine Urinal Disc SLAZISUZI Saw Blade Turntable Appetizer Tray BRANZ Chrome Cannibal Serving Bowl with Designer Drip Saucer OFFTAPOTTER Stuffed Otter's Head Toilet Brush LILCOUGHIN Children's Storage Unit BETIPAJ Beechwood Rotating Whip Rack with Emergency First Aid Kit BLUGH: Envelope Moistener/Spittoon *** Related Reading The Store: http://www.ikea.com The IKEA Name Generator: http://www.minimarketing.it/ikea_gen.htm Where IKEA Gets the Names: http://tinyurl.com/2lx9ga and http://tinyurl.com/ob5v The IKEA…
July 18, 2007Posted inBlather