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[UPDATE, Oct 2010: THE FREE E-BOOK OFFER DESCRIBED BELOW IS NO LONGER VALID. Please visit amazon.com for your copy, cheap.] I've just published I'm getting geared up to finish the next e-mail edition of The Goreletter, so I thought I'd post a little incentive for readers to subscribe (free) so they won't miss a beat as this award-winning newsletter launches into its sixth volume of all things weird, wacky, wicked and wobbly. I try to make every issue a combination of original material with "best of blog" excerpts and often include coupons and contests for free swag (or as I…
October 7, 2009Posted inData+Errata
Posted inBlather

Classic Car Accident Ad Slogans

Have You Driven A F*rd Over A Stroller Lately? This Is Your Late Father's *ldsmobile. V*lvo. For Life Support. Killt F*rd Slough. Ch*vy. The Last Heartbeat of America. Chummer -- Like Nothing Else! Ponti*c. We Are Driving Excrement. Grab Life By The Horns. That Won't Stop Honking. Sa*b. Move Your Mind. Off My Lap. B*W. The Ultimate Chicken Machine. V*lkswagon. Drivers Haunted. Juice in Engineering. *udi. C*dillac. When You Turn Your Car Off, Does It Return The Favor? Unlike Any Other. Mortcedez Endz. B*ick. Drive Beautiful. Into Crowds. The All New Ch*vy. Built to Last Breath. H*nda. The Power Of…
June 14, 2009Posted inBlather
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Apron of the Abattoir

Author Carole Lanham (aka "The Horror Homemaker") has posted a fun collection of aprons, including a funny old one from the Michael Arnzen Dying photoshot and Kim Paffenroth roasting his Bram Stoker Trophy. Speaking of trophies, it's Stoker season right now and the final ballot for last year's best horror fiction has recently been announced on the Horror Writers Association website.  Congratulations to all!  Extra helpings of kudos to Horror Library Vol. 3 (collection category) and The Book of Lists: Horror (non-fiction category), both of which include my work. But back to the happy Horror Homemaker: read Carole's fabulous zombie…
April 13, 2009Posted inData+Errata
Posted inOnline Gizmo of the Month

The Haunt’s Horror Arcade

I should be working, but how can I when there are maniac clowns on the loose? The new "MySpace for Horror Fans Only" website, The Haunt, hosts a bounty of online "flash" games you can play online for free in their macabre Arcade section. I'm not too old to admit I thoroughly enjoyed the silly survivalist massacre known as Clown Killer 2.   After a ten minute session, I became the champion player of CK2 with a new high score...which will surely be defeated soon by some John Wayne Gacy wannabe who has more time on his or her plastic-gloved hands. I'm haunting the…
January 30, 2009Posted inOnline Gizmo of the Month