TWEET AT THE DEVIL

He’s the geek screaming lonely in the night
‘Cuz he can’t reload the pa-ay-age

He’s the tear in your eye
When you lose your Wi-Fi
He’s the hash in your tag
He’s faved

And he’s the fantasy wife
That’s wasting your life
And spamming you to the ground

But on the pages of Twitter
We’ll type and deliver
Be short. And waste time…

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!
Tweet at the Devil!
Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!
Tweet at the Devil!

He’s the follower you hate
And you won’t reciprocate
But he will not be ignore-or-ored

He follows you to the grave
When you lie on Friday
That you’re friends forevermore

And every single link
Is an URL that has been shrinked
That only sends you to his store

But on the pages of Twitter
We’ll type and deliver
Be short. And waste time…

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!
Tweet at the Devil!
Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!
Tweet at the Devil!

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